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Fri Jan 11, 2019, 12:29 AM

"Hello, Mitch."

I’d love to meet Mitch McConnell. Really, I would.

With my cane and my oxygen and my trifocals, I’d take his hand in mine, smile sweetly, and in my best old lady voice I'd ask “Exactly what the fuck is wrong with you?!”


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madamesilverspurs Jan 11 OP
mr_lebowski Jan 11 #1
True Dough Jan 11 #2
lunatica Jan 11 #8
Hermit-The-Prog Jan 11 #3
Jarqui Jan 11 #4
peggysue2 Jan 11 #5
Marcuse Jan 11 #6
Hekate Jan 11 #7

Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 12:30 AM

1. I'd love to be there for that, Madame :) nt

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 12:35 AM

2. I'd hope

you'd wedge your cane between his legs as you were posing the question!

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Response to True Dough (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 02:35 AM

8. Or better still just rap him in the crotch with it.

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 12:36 AM

3. i'd buy you a beer

Suggestion: You will need to treat Mitch like an Army mule. You have to get his attention before he listens. Use that cane to lightly tap him between the eyes; if the cane breaks, it might have been too enthusiastic a tap. If he doesn't look in your direction, repeat tap with more enthusiasm.

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 12:58 AM

4. "Mitch, when a Democrat moves into the White House, I think ..

a number of National Emergencies will occur at the President's discretion ...:

Climate Change
Healthcare
Voting Rights
LGBT Rights
Environmental Protection
Labor Rights
Funding legal efforts to combat gerrymandering
Medical assistance for women needing abortions
etc

You and President Trump have established that our next Democrat president will have billions of military money to spend on those national emergencies!!!"

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 01:04 AM

5. Hahahaha!

I like your style, madamesilverspurs.

Would also love to hear someone say exactly that to McTurtle.

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 01:20 AM

6. He took rubles laundered through Maria Butina and the NRA.

[link:https://www.worldpress.org/article.cfm/nra-money-to-congress|


KENTUCKY SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL, Republican, NRA Funding $1,261,874

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 01:58 AM

7. I hope you get the chance some day

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