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Thu Jan 10, 2019, 10:58 PM

[Redacted] does "Great Presidential Quotes"

Truman: "The buck stops here." (Sign on his desk)
[Redacted] Version: "The buck stops with everybody!"

Okay, everybody can play, now! I'll start us off:

FDR: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
[Redacted]: "Fear whatever I tell you to fear."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."
[Redacted]: "Ask what you can do for me, and do it!"

derivatively,
Bright

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Reply [Redacted] does "Great Presidential Quotes" (Original post)
TygrBright Jan 10 OP
Solly Mack Jan 10 #1
violetpastille Jan 10 #2
LiberalLovinLug Jan 11 #3
Nitram Jan 11 #4
TygrBright Jan 11 #5
rpannier Jan 12 #6
RainCaster Jan 12 #7
brush Jan 13 #8
lambchopp59 Jan 15 #9

Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 11:02 PM

1. I'm a federal worker household: There are no bucks.

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 11:22 PM

2. Donald Trump:

Trump: “Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing.”

[Redacted]: "Without Aderall and fifteen Diet Cokes and the occasional Provigil I don't have energy. Without energy I'm still insane."

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 02:05 PM

3. ...

George Washington: "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."

(Redacted): Associate yourself with criminals if you want to enrich yourself for tis better to be in bad company than not be wealthy"

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 05:46 PM

4. Teddy Roosevelt: Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Trump: Yell loudly and pretend you've got a big stick.



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Response to Nitram (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 06:03 PM

5. Love it! n/t

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2019, 07:29 AM

6. Here are some

Best be silent and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt
{redacted} I say whatever I want

(Emerson) What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside you.
[redacted] What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales to the hot babe that lies next to you

(Emerson) Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience
Adopt the pace of me, my secret is how smart I am

(Keats) Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss
(trump) Now a tongue kiss and I vow to grab her by the pussy.

(Aquinas) Every judgement of conscience, be it right or wrong, be it about things evil in themselves or morally indifferent, is obligatory, in such wise that he who acts against his conscience always sins.
(trump) What's a conscience?

(Acquinas) Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do
(trump) Three things are necessary for this country; believe that the news is fake, desire me and know we should build a wall

Luke 22: 7 ] "For who is greater, the one who reclines at the table or the one who serves? Is it not the one who reclines at the table? But I am among you as the one who serves.
[redacted] For who is greater, the one who reclines at the table or the one who serves? The one who reclines of course. That's why he is reclining and not serving. Serving is for losers

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2019, 11:44 AM

7. Another

Emerson) What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside you.
[redacted] What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to the lies I will tell you.

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2019, 10:55 AM

8. trump: "The buck stops on both sides."

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Response to TygrBright (Original post)

Tue Jan 15, 2019, 12:59 AM

9. President Barack Obama, ladies and gentlemen:

"Issues are never simple. One thing I'm proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues."
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"It's so simple, folks, I have a very good brain that nobody knows makes everything so simple"

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