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Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:04 PM

Kavanaugh Offers to Pay for Wall by Recycling His Empties

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to end the government shutdown, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said on Thursday that he would recycle his empties to pay for a wall with Mexico.

Speaking to reporters from his office at the Court, Kavanaugh said that the inspiration came to him while he was building a beer-can pyramid in his basement rec room on Wednesday night.

“I was in my man cave, building this rad beer pyramid, and I was, like, I bet if I recycled all the beer cans down here plus the ones out in the garage, I’d have enough to pay for that freaking wall,” the Supreme Court Justice said.

He added that he started calling a number of his friends from Georgetown Prep to see if they would contribute their empties to the effort, and found that they were “totally stoked” about the idea.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:18 PM

1. oh man...nails it again...

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:29 PM

2. I love good satire

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:43 PM

3. So, does this mean it will be

the Kavanwall?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2019, 08:56 PM

4. Just imagine what could be built if Squi, PJ, Tobin, Handsy Hank and "Gang Bang" Greg all

chipped in with theirs.

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