Here's your wall, Donald

And it's closing in on you from all sides. Mueller, the Southern District of NY, and other DOJ districts that Mueller has gotten involved.

Oh, you're going to pardon yourself (and perhaps your family)? Sorry, the NY State Attorney General and the Virginia Attorney General are also involved in investigating your sewer. If they indict you for anything, your pardoning power is worthless.

How does it feel Donald? You've spent your entire life fucking everyone you've come in contact with and corrupting everything you've touched. But you're not going to slime your way out of this. Your Russian and Saudi pals can't help you.

You may be able to hold on for two more years because Republican pricks in the Senate won't carry through on finding you guilty if you're impeached. But you're done. In two more years, you'll be out of office and then indicted on crimes for which the statute of limitations has not run out.

It's questionable if we'll see you in an orange jump suit. But you may well end up wearing an ankle bracelet in Trump Tower or Mar-a-Largo for many years to come. You'll have access to your solid gold toilets, but you won't have access to freedom.

May you live long enough to see yourself universally vilified. You will be no more than a punch line. And you will be viewed as the worst president ever and a total, mean spirited prick.

You wanted a wall. Well,you're going to have it. And it will be isolating you from the rest of humanity.