Trashcan Lannister Tweets About Border Wall, Gets Dunked On By 11-Year-Old Little Miss Flint

[JHan]

Yesterday morning, Televangelist Lice emerged from beneath the cellar of a Barbie Glam Getaway Traphouse repurposed as a trundle coconut waterbed to tweet that the billions of dollars President Trump wants to spend on the border wall would be “the BEST $5 billion taxpayers EVER spent!” Naturally, Tapeworm Leatherback’s assertion was immediately refuted, as calling bullshit on the things that Trichinosis Lactation says is like shooting fish in a racist and unusually daft barrel.

Perhaps the best retort to Tuberculosis Lavatory’s furious idiocy came from 11-year-old activist Mari Copeny (aka “Little Miss Flint”), who managed in a single tweet to land shots on Tickmeat Leviathan and both the state and federal government.

Of course, Copeny’s tweet makes too much sense. Of course those billions should be applied towards upgrading the infrastructure that’s literally poisoning millions of Americans instead of erecting a thousand-mile picket fence to keep Machete away. Of course it’s a concept so simple that you’d have to be either mindless or mindfully racist to not get it. And of course Typhus Lyonnaise should get dunked on whenever she ventures near the paint, which is exactly what Little Miss Flint did.

Link to tweet

Mari Copeny - "$5 billion for water infrastructure upgrades and testing in schools seems like a much better way to spend that much money...but what do I know...I’m just a kid from Flint who was forced to learn all things water after the government poisoned us"

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/trashcan-lannister-tweets-about-border-wall-gets-dunke-1831074232

[Javaman]

1. Tickmeat Leviathan...

LOLOL!

[JHan]

2. i cri evrytiem.

Merciless.

[geardaddy]

5. That one got me, too!

[central scrutinizer]

17. Every T L reference is golden

Did the Ferret or the Rude Pundit moonlight on this?

[Dave in VA]

3. Dayum!

You go girl!!!

[JHan]

4. she's so amazing!

[Bilegurken]

6. I agree with everything she is saying with the exception of

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testing in schools part.

As an educator, I feel we have TOO much standardized testing.

[surrealAmerican]

8. She's probably talking about testing the water, not the students.

Welcome to DU.

[littlemissmartypants]

10. I believe you are mistaken.

I can find no comments in the article related to school testing.

[Bilegurken]

19. I'm just interpreting the tweet

[maddiemom]

12. I assumed this was meant to be an ironic quip.

As a teacher myself, I must correct: It's either "too much standardized testing," or "too many standardized tests."

[ucralum]

14. Retired teacher here...

+1!

[blugbox]

15. I believe she meant

Water infrastructure upgrades and water infrastructure testing.

Also, wouldn't that be TOO "many" standardized tests?

[ProudLib72]

7. I seriously like Little Miss Flint a lot!

[Chicago1980]

9. Little Miss Flint is going places in life...!

Just as a reminder...

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[volstork]

11. Clearly,

she's one sharp kid!

[JHan]

13. ++++

[rurallib]

16. Is she old enough to run for office yet? She is most certainly ready

[Hermit-The-Prog]

18. hell yes! These are the things Dumpster crowds out of the news

The demons that have been appointed are poisoning even more people. We need to fix this shit.