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Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:13 AM

I Hear You Have a Sad, Donny

Things aren’t going well for you, are they? The other boys and girls at the G20 Summit didn’t invite you to sit at the “cool table” in the cafeteria, no one wanted to play with you at recess, and your best bud, Vlad, high-fived his new best friend right in front of you.

But all is not lost. I have a few suggestions that might put you back in the good graces of the nation, and the world at large. All you have to do is make good on all of the things you’ve railed about for the past two years.

You’ve been calling for Hillary to be “locked up” for her many crimes. Now is the time to publish the details of her criminal behaviour. Just tweet the links to the actual facts that prove her malfeasance.

You’ve stated that you know “the caravan” includes hardened criminals. If you know this to be true, you must be in possession of their names and their criminal records. So name them, and disclose the information pertaining to their criminality. Easy-peasy.

You’ve insisted that 3,000,000 people voted illegally in the 2016 general election, which is allegedly why you lost the popular vote. This is the opportune moment to tell the populace who these 3,000,000 voters are, and explain how they were able to vote without the necessary credentials to do so.

You’ve claimed to have “hundreds of pics” of Comey and Mueller “kissing and hugging each other”. Why not disclose them all now? If you’ve got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.

You have often threatened political opponents with knowing facts that could destroy their political careers. So do it! Let’s hear all of those “facts” now.

You’re a brilliant writer – despite the fact that “Art of the Deal” almost sold as many copies in three decades as Michelle Obama’s tome, “Becoming”, sold in two weeks. Surely an author with your gravitas has an explanation as to why this happened – so let’s hear it.

You’ve said that people change their clothes in their cars in order to vote multiple times. How do you know that? Dazzle the populace with an array of videos, snapshots, testimony from poll workers – any documented evidence that proves this ever happened.

You once bragged about the sleuths you sent to Hawaii to prove Obama wasn’t born there. We never heard the end of that particular tale. Now would be the time to reveal their explosive findings.

If there was NO COLLUSION! with Russia – as you’ve oft declared – the time is ripe to explain why so many people in your inner circle have repeatedly lied about their contacts with Russian operatives. It’s the story every citizen wants to hear. Why hold back now? While you’re at it, you could explain why you handed the Russians confidential information in a “closed meeting” in the Oval Office – oh, and why, when you were in Helsinki, you practically fellated Putin on the world stage.

If you could just clear up the above matters, I’ve no doubt the populace would be on your side in no time.

So Putin has kicked you to the curb, the people you said would never turn on you are spilling their guts, Mueller is so close you can hear him breathing in your ear, your closest confidants are choosing between loyalty to you and lengthy prison sentences, and your daily tweets will be marked as exhibits in the case against you.

Things could be worse – although, for the life of me, I really can’t imagine how.


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Reply I Hear You Have a Sad, Donny (Original post)
NanceGreggs Tuesday OP
Laffy Kat Tuesday #1
tblue37 Tuesday #2
Stonepounder Tuesday #3
fierywoman Tuesday #4
ffr Tuesday #5
Pepsidog Tuesday #6
oasis Tuesday #7
czarjak Tuesday #8
malaise Tuesday #9
2naSalit Tuesday #10
Garrett78 Tuesday #11
Gothmog Tuesday #12
ProfessorGAC Tuesday #13
NanceGreggs Tuesday #19
sarge43 Tuesday #14
Harker Tuesday #15
area51 Tuesday #16
majdrfrtim Tuesday #17
11 Bravo Tuesday #18
Initech Tuesday #20
Laura PourMeADrink Tuesday #21

Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:25 AM

1. Excellent.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:29 AM

2. Love that last line, Nance. nt

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:44 AM

3. Gazinga! One of your very best ever! (And I love everything you write!)

K & r +1000

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 01:28 AM

4. While you're at it, Donny, where's the news conference you promised about Melania's visas?

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 02:07 AM

5. Actually no on the last matter. I would never side with tRump after what he's done.

He and his ilk are beyond repair, to me.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 02:12 AM

6. Brilliant as always

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 02:17 AM

7. And he's gonna be sad for a long, long time.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 03:04 AM

8. You forgot...

“I’m a great Christian”.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 04:03 AM

9. Another great post

Rec

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 06:17 AM

10. Eloquence

is certainly one of your many talents!

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 06:20 AM

11. If he and everyone else cared about facts and evidence, there'd be no President* Trump.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:21 AM

12. Calling trump's bluff is a good idea

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:41 AM

13. As To Paragraph 5, Nance

Something else i would like him to explain is how he knows that all 3 million of those votes went to HRC. With no name on the ballot itself, he should explain how he not only knows who those 3 million people are, but how he knows exactly how they voted.

That's a pretty neat trick.

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #13)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 09:01 PM

19. He knows because his gut told him so.

And his gut tells him more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:42 AM

14. His 'claim' that he knows more than the generals

Then he can explain the details of the Triad defense complex?

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:52 AM

15. It could be worse if gout

prevented him from playing golf. For him, I mean.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:56 AM

16. Or he could fulfill his broken promise

to cover everyone regarding healthcare, which of course he won't. Too bad, Trump, I like presidents who aren't liars and aren't criminals.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 02:45 PM

17. He could also apologize

to the 548(?) people he's publicly insulted, starting with a posthumous apology to John McCain, followed by a sincere "mea culpa" to the Khan family, and to the reporter he lampooned for having a degenerative neurological condition, and . . .

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 03:07 PM

18. I flat out LOVE me some NanceGreggs!

Pitch perfect, as always, my friend.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 09:27 PM

20. Oh they were all in on it.

That's why the investigation is taking so long. It's the entire party working to destroy a political opponent. Eventually all the dominoes will fall.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 10:33 PM

21. Just brilliant. Tweeting this ! Thanks

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