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Things arent going well for you, are they? The other boys and girls at the G20 Summit didnt invite you to sit at the cool table in the cafeteria, no one wanted to play with you at recess, and your best bud, Vlad, high-fived his new best friend right in front of you.
But all is not lost. I have a few suggestions that might put you back in the good graces of the nation, and the world at large. All you have to do is make good on all of the things youve railed about for the past two years.
Youve been calling for Hillary to be locked up for her many crimes. Now is the time to publish the details of her criminal behaviour. Just tweet the links to the actual facts that prove her malfeasance.
Youve stated that you know the caravan includes hardened criminals. If you know this to be true, you must be in possession of their names and their criminal records. So name them, and disclose the information pertaining to their criminality. Easy-peasy.
Youve insisted that 3,000,000 people voted illegally in the 2016 general election, which is allegedly why you lost the popular vote. This is the opportune moment to tell the populace who these 3,000,000 voters are, and explain how they were able to vote without the necessary credentials to do so.
Youve claimed to have hundreds of pics of Comey and Mueller kissing and hugging each other. Why not disclose them all now? If youve got em, flaunt em.
You have often threatened political opponents with knowing facts that could destroy their political careers. So do it! Lets hear all of those facts now.
Youre a brilliant writer despite the fact that Art of the Deal almost sold as many copies in three decades as Michelle Obamas tome, Becoming, sold in two weeks. Surely an author with your gravitas has an explanation as to why this happened so lets hear it.
Youve said that people change their clothes in their cars in order to vote multiple times. How do you know that? Dazzle the populace with an array of videos, snapshots, testimony from poll workers any documented evidence that proves this ever happened.
You once bragged about the sleuths you sent to Hawaii to prove Obama wasnt born there. We never heard the end of that particular tale. Now would be the time to reveal their explosive findings.
If there was NO COLLUSION! with Russia as youve oft declared the time is ripe to explain why so many people in your inner circle have repeatedly lied about their contacts with Russian operatives. Its the story every citizen wants to hear. Why hold back now? While youre at it, you could explain why you handed the Russians confidential information in a closed meeting in the Oval Office oh, and why, when you were in Helsinki, you practically fellated Putin on the world stage.
If you could just clear up the above matters, Ive no doubt the populace would be on your side in no time.
So Putin has kicked you to the curb, the people you said would never turn on you are spilling their guts, Mueller is so close you can hear him breathing in your ear, your closest confidants are choosing between loyalty to you and lengthy prison sentences, and your daily tweets will be marked as exhibits in the case against you.
Things could be worse although, for the life of me, I really cant imagine how.
Laffy Kat
(16,366 posts)tblue37
(65,215 posts)Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)K & r +1000
fierywoman
(7,668 posts)ffr
(22,665 posts)He and his ilk are beyond repair, to me.
Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)oasis
(49,321 posts)czarjak
(11,253 posts)Im a great Christian.
malaise
(268,670 posts)Rec
2naSalit
(86,318 posts)is certainly one of your many talents!
Garrett78
(10,721 posts)Gothmog
(144,890 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,827 posts)Something else i would like him to explain is how he knows that all 3 million of those votes went to HRC. With no name on the ballot itself, he should explain how he not only knows who those 3 million people are, but how he knows exactly how they voted.
That's a pretty neat trick.
NanceGreggs
(27,813 posts)And his gut tells him more sometimes than anybody elses brain can.
sarge43
(28,940 posts)Then he can explain the details of the Triad defense complex?
Harker
(13,957 posts)prevented him from playing golf. For him, I mean.
area51
(11,893 posts)majdrfrtim
(317 posts)to the 548(?) people he's publicly insulted, starting with a posthumous apology to John McCain, followed by a sincere "mea culpa" to the Khan family, and to the reporter he lampooned for having a degenerative neurological condition, and . . .
11 Bravo
(23,925 posts)Pitch perfect, as always, my friend.
Initech
(100,029 posts)That's why the investigation is taking so long. It's the entire party working to destroy a political opponent. Eventually all the dominoes will fall.