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Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:04 PM

Isn't evangelical Jon Chau entitled to a Darwin Award?

He deserves to be so honored and revered. Lets start a petition.

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Reply Isn't evangelical Jon Chau entitled to a Darwin Award? (Original post)
3Hotdogs Dec 2018 OP
Kaleva Dec 2018 #1
GoneOffShore Dec 2018 #2
3Hotdogs Dec 2018 #3
lapfog_1 Dec 2018 #4
3Hotdogs Dec 2018 #5
Aristus Dec 2018 #7
LiberalArkie Dec 2018 #6
Submariner Dec 2018 #8
Hortensis Dec 2018 #9
3Hotdogs Dec 2018 #10
denbot Dec 2018 #11
Sneederbunk Dec 2018 #12
3Hotdogs Dec 2018 #13
Delmette2.0 Dec 2018 #14
hunter Dec 2018 #15
Mosby Dec 2018 #16
JI7 Dec 2018 #17
Mosby Dec 2018 #18
JI7 Dec 2018 #19
essme Dec 2018 #21
LanternWaste Dec 2018 #20
Crunchy Frog Dec 2018 #23
Iggo Dec 2018 #22
lapfog_1 Dec 2018 #24
Eugene Dec 2018 #26
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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:05 PM

1. I think so.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:07 PM

2. Absolutely

His actions were those of an egomaniac.

Too bad we can't get another egomaniac onto that island.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:07 PM

3. Probably a lib'ril conspiracy to deny him the honor.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:10 PM

4. rules are "didn't procreate"

so sure... if no children

Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:14 PM

5. Cause of his own demise may be a disqualifier.

Could go either way.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:19 PM

7. A Darwin Award usually means the honoree removed his genes from the gene pool

by preventing his own procreation through stupidity, carelessness, or reckless behavior.

He qualifies for all three by going where he wasn't wanted, where he could cause harm to others through his actions, and where he had been explicitly ordered not to go; just to feed his egomaniacal need to get an evangelical notch in his Bible.

He will father no children like himself.

To him goes the Darwin Award.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:21 PM

8. The Vatican will probably canonize him as a Saint

The evil Vatican and Pope gave the Conquistadors the okay to commit genocide and kill ALL Aztecs if they refused to convert to be catholics. Spain need a method to control the population, and religion, especially catholicism, was the way to strike fear into the masses.

The popes couldn't get away with genocide nowadays, so they seem to be sticking to child rape for recreation at the moment.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:24 PM

9. Oh, let's not. He was 26. How about a donation

to some organization that helps foolish young people who don't quite manage to kill themselves? Or to his parents. Last heard Indian authorities haven't been able to collect his body, but eventually it'll probably be shipped home and expenses will be considerable.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:26 PM

10. A donation to the missionary organization might be in order. Send more assholes out.

Those that end up like Chau won't be bothering the rest of us.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:27 PM

11. Bingo!

He may be a front runner..

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:41 PM

12. At least before doing it, he did not say "Hold my beer."

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:31 PM

13. Jesus don't do no beer. He does wine.

Cheap wine, from what I see in the alter cabinet.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:32 PM

14. Yes, yes and YES.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:32 PM

15. It was an elaborate suicide. His religion handed him the loaded gun.

Or maybe religion was his drug.

If he'd been some random junky who'd OD'd on fentanyl we wouldn't know his name.

I don't respect the people who encouraged him.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:44 PM

17. moderate what behavior ?

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Response to Mosby (Reply #18)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:56 PM

19. he was a danger to their lives. these tribes have lost many members before

when outsiders came into contact with them.

it was self defense.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #18)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 04:33 PM

21. So, you expect that tribe, whom we know very little about-

to comprehend YOUR Western definition of "murder." How arrogant of you. The man was an ass to try to endanger the tribe--There will probably be jokes about him for decades.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:58 PM

20. And self-righteousness is self-righteousness I guess.

"Savages are savages I guess..."

And self-righteousness is self-righteousness I guess.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 05:24 PM

23. Seems to me that they were engaged in legitimate self defense.

They've made it pretty damn clear that they simply want to be left alone.

I guess that makes them "savages" in your mind?

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 05:21 PM

22. If he removed himself from the gene pool remarkably, ridiculously, and without procreating...

...then yes, yes, he does.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #24)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:23 AM

26. This deserves its own thread.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:16 AM

25. How about "The Ugly American Award?" An oldie

but a goodie, awarded to people who think they can do whatever the fuck they want in any country because they're Americans.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:23 AM

27. Let's not be mean spirited

It's tragic that a young person was so thoroughly indoctrinated with evangelical nonsense that he lost his life.

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