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Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:47 PM

The official "What really happened to Assange's cat?" discussion thread!

This is a modern quantum conundrum puzzle!

You lock Kitty into a tiny embassy with the intelligent but unpredictable and paranoid Hacker, and add some embassy staff whose diplomatic skills include general politeness and hygiene abilities apparently foreign to the hacker

Weary of cleaning up behind both Kitty and Hacker, the embassy staff eventually obtains an official okie-dokie to warn Hacker that they will donate Kitty to a nearby Home for Neglected Felines unless Hacker cleans behind Kitty

And then ... a mystery! Kitty disappears! Hacker says he set Kitty free for humanitarian reasons, but what does that really mean? Are Swedish Saudi-Arabian feminists behind the disappearance? Has Kitty been extradited to the US and executed there for treason? We do not know. Perhaps Bigfoot had Kitty for a snack!

The possibilities, however, are endless; and you can discuss the endless possibilities here, though probably not endlessly

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Reply The official "What really happened to Assange's cat?" discussion thread! (Original post)
struggle4progress Nov 2018 OP
hlthe2b Nov 2018 #1
struggle4progress Nov 2018 #2
orangecrush Nov 2018 #5
Cha Nov 2018 #24
orangecrush Nov 2018 #3
dewsgirl Nov 2018 #11
orangecrush Nov 2018 #18
dewsgirl Nov 2018 #20
First Speaker Nov 2018 #4
libdem4life Nov 2018 #6
FSogol Nov 2018 #7
Scurrilous Nov 2018 #8
betsuni Nov 2018 #9
orangecrush Nov 2018 #23
frogmarch Nov 2018 #10
dewsgirl Nov 2018 #13
Raine Nov 2018 #16
struggle4progress Nov 2018 #17
Cha Nov 2018 #25
DonViejo Nov 2018 #12
dewsgirl Nov 2018 #14
denbot Nov 2018 #15
Cha Nov 2018 #26
ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #19
PCIntern Nov 2018 #22
PCIntern Nov 2018 #21
DBoon Nov 2018 #27

Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:48 PM

1. the kitty that "knew too much"

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:52 PM

2. Kitty snuffed in joint operation by Russian Federal Security Service and CIA!

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:57 PM

5. Code name



"Russian Blue"



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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 12:34 AM

24. lol

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:52 PM

3. The cat

was a CIA deep cover agent






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Response to orangecrush (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:42 PM

11. I saw a documentary about this years ago.

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Response to dewsgirl (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:17 PM

18. same here!




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Response to orangecrush (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:33 PM

20. I think it was on Youtube.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 07:52 PM

4. Kitty ran off with Pavlov's Dog...

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:00 PM

6. And the cat came back, the very next day...

 

just a bit of a lighthearted break from an old elementary school teacher..


On Edit...my gray tabby approved this message.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:00 PM

7. Russian Mole. No, wait, he ate the Russian mole and left the head on the

Embassy door step.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:06 PM

8. It got walnut sauced.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:07 PM

9. Somebody grabbed that pussy.

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Response to betsuni (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 11:34 PM

23. ...



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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:28 PM

10. He sent the cat to live with his (Assange's) family.

https://www.rt.com/news/445009-assange-sends-embassy-cat-away/

According to Assange’s legal team, his Ecuadorian hosts have also threatened to place his beloved cat in a pound. No doubt knowing the toll imprisonment and isolation takes on a being, Assange had his lawyers deliver the kitty to his family.

“They will be united in freedom,” wrote legal team member Hanna Jonasson.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:46 PM

13. Perfect that this article comes from RT. Who knows where this cat actually wound up.

I liked his photos with the cat wearing silly ties.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 09:04 PM

16. I hope this true

and the cat is safe in a good home.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:12 PM

17. Assange's lawyers say they have been stopped from seeing him at Embassy

By BRENDAN MCFADDEN
PUBLISHED: 10:40 EST, 25 November 2018 | UPDATED: 11:20 EST, 25 November 2018

... Assange's lawyers, Aitor Martinez and Jen Robinson have been refused entry to the embassy this weekend, WikiLeaks tweeted ...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6426867/Julian-Assanges-lawyers-say-stopped-seeing-Ecuadorian-Embassy.html

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 12:37 AM

25. Uh huh, RT. right.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:43 PM

12. There's an article over at The Daily Beast...

It's about Assange and his life in the consulate; kitty has "disappeared," Assange has lost some weight, looks like hell, unkempt. He's not allowed outside at all... even though the consulate has a private courtyard. No internet, no media.

Sounds like a really swell life.

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Response to DonViejo (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:47 PM

14. No internet has to be killing him.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 08:49 PM

15. He is Mueller's kitty now

Good Kitty!

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Response to denbot (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 12:38 AM

26. SNAP!

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:23 PM

19. Kitty is in a box with polonium

Is he alive or is he dead? Will we ever find out????

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #19)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:40 PM

22. Great minds think alike!! LOL! nt

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2018, 10:36 PM

21. Schrodinger's Cat analogy:

The cat is alive in the box or dead in the box. Looking into the box may change the outcome.


Schrödinger's cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor (e.g. Geiger counter) detects radioactivity (i.e. a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison, which kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.


So: is Assange dead? Are Hillary’s emails relevant? Does Orange Fatfuk go to jail?

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Response to PCIntern (Reply #21)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 01:49 AM

27. Did we spawn an alternative universe where HRC won the election?

The many-worlds interpretation is an interpretation of quantum mechanics that asserts the objective reality of the universal wavefunction and denies the actuality of wavefunction collapse. Many-worlds implies that all possible alternate histories and futures are real, each representing an actual "world" (or "universe". In layman's terms, the hypothesis states there is a very large—perhaps infinite[2]—number of universes, and everything that could possibly have happened in our past, but did not, has occurred in the past of some other universe or universes. The theory is also referred to as MWI, the relative state formulation, the Everett interpretation, the theory of the universal wavefunction, many-universes interpretation, multiverse theory or just many-worlds.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation

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