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Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:42 AM

Hence the extra foam

Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohl
I was in a hipster coffee shop this morning surrounded by young Democrats taking a break from Black Friday shopping. A group of them next to me were whispering about how grateful they are that President Trump cut gas prices, giving them piles of extra cash to shop with
7:32 PM - 23 Nov 2018

David Simon @AoDespair 3h3 hours ago
You absolutely were. My hipster, Democrat nephew was your barista. And while you were preoccupied tweeting moronic juvenilia, he pissed in your latte. Hence the extra foam.



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Patti🗽 @PattiFromNYC
Nice story. Pretty sure Iíve heard something similar before 😜


twitter.com/PattiFromNYC/status/1066134237584269313

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Reply Hence the extra foam (Original post)
bigtree Nov 2018 OP
Wounded Bear Nov 2018 #1
TexasBushwhacker Nov 2018 #3
VOX Nov 2018 #8
TheBlackAdder Nov 2018 #26
spooky3 Nov 2018 #2
TexasBushwhacker Nov 2018 #5
spooky3 Nov 2018 #7
tanyev Nov 2018 #4
Coventina Nov 2018 #6
Qutzupalotl Nov 2018 #9
tikka Nov 2018 #10
rurallib Nov 2018 #11
Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2018 #14
rurallib Nov 2018 #25
JerryLS Nov 2018 #22
Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2018 #12
Initech Nov 2018 #13
ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #15
JHB Nov 2018 #16
Beartracks Nov 2018 #17
Hekate Nov 2018 #18
Shrike47 Nov 2018 #19
safeinOhio Nov 2018 #20
SWBTATTReg Nov 2018 #21
TeamPooka Nov 2018 #23
JerryLS Nov 2018 #24
ProfessorPlum Nov 2018 #27
smirkymonkey Nov 2018 #28
JHan Nov 2018 #29

Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:51 AM

1. Have they told us how to recognize those hipster coffee shops?

Asking for a friend.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:54 AM

3. Well, apparently you'll find Jacob Wohl there n/t

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:24 AM

8. HAH!!! "The Wohl Hipster Guide to Eavesdropping on Whispering Liberals"

This Wohl character is completely delusional.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 06:17 PM

26. Find a place that kicked out lower-income residents and is now filled with bearded flannel-wearers.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:52 AM

2. :-) . Let's see now. If the ones who were walking

Or bicycling to work are excluded, the 50 cents a gallon they may have saved (due to factors other than Trump, btw) would add up to about $6 per tank. You can buy PILES of gifts with that $6.

This idiot canít even make up good stories.

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #2)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:56 AM

5. I was thinking the same thing

Even if you drive a gas guzzling SUV, you're savings from the drop in gas prices MIGHT save you $20 to $30 a week. That's hardly "piles of cash". But math has never been the GOP's strong suit.

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:10 AM

7. True! And I was wondering if hipsters have to show

Their Democratic Party IDs to be allowed to buy coffee and whisper.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:56 AM

4. They're always murmuring or whispering but nobody notices the ahole leaning over them eavesdropping?

Riiiight.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:58 AM

6. Whispering hipsters are the new "Florida Man!"

Actually, it isn't......the mythical whispering hipsters don't actually exist, except in Wohl's brain....
whereas, there have been many confirmed sightings of Florida Man.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:38 AM

9. "What a commendable job Trump did with Putin in Helsinki"



Blow job?

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:48 AM

10. Maybe Wohl is just hearing the voices in his head

He sounds pretty insane to me.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:48 AM

11. "Hipster" good gawd these folks resurrect a lot of words from the 50s and 60s

whose trolling his brain - George Lincoln Rockwell?

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Response to rurallib (Reply #11)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:54 AM

14. To be fair, "hipster" culture has been a notably conspicuous trend over the past 10 years or so

Basically these days itís meant to refer to guys with carefully crafted facial hair who like craft beer and coffee and obscure music bands.
This is the DU member formerly known as Tommy_Carcetti.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #14)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 04:10 PM

25. I am so out of it these days!

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Response to rurallib (Reply #11)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:15 PM

22. To be Frank!

 

It was my understanding that the last hipster became extinct concurrent with Sinatra's death.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:51 AM

12. "I was in a federal hipster prison and..."

ď...all the other inmates were whispering about what an idiot I was for manufacturing a ridiculously fake story accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault.Ē
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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:52 AM

13. I was in a hipster coffee shop, and some douchebag kept listening in on our secret conversations.

Needless to say, it wasn't long before he was found out as a Trump supporter and ridiculed!

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:10 PM

15. Dear Jacob,

You shouldn't have shot your Keurig. Please go buy another so you can make your own damn coffee in your mom's basement and leave us alone.

Signed,

Hipsters

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:16 PM

16. Hipster coffee shops are the new Letters to Penthouse

At least in WohlWorld

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 01:02 PM

17. Because, sure, Dear Leader sets gas prices.



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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 01:09 PM

18. Psst. Those whispering voices are in your head...

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 01:09 PM

19. I have questions, many questions. For instance, is this one coffee house he frequents, or several?

Where are they, if more than one? Does he find the same liberals whispering each time, or are the whisperers changing? How much has the price of gas declined near this (these) coffee house(s)? How much has the price of thecoffee risen? Does he really think anybody believes this crap?

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 01:36 PM

20. How can you spot a Russian Troll in a coffee shop?

He's the one no girls will have anything to do with...
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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:05 PM

21. What an idiot. Who is listening to this nut and liar? nt

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:20 PM

23. Wohl thinks senior citizens at a McDonald's is a hipster coffee shop.

This is the DU member formerly known as TeamPooka.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:31 PM

24. With An Apology To Dylan.

 

"Some time ago a crazy dream came to me
Dreamt I was at bar for hipster coffee.
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none,
Them Whispering Hipsters were only in your head."

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2018, 10:39 AM

27. maybe he'll find some of Thomas Friedman's cab drivers in the hipster coffee shops . .

they always say things the listener wants to hear, too

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2018, 10:44 AM

28. A priest, a rabbi and an an imam walk into a hipster coffee shop...

Here we go...

Hashtag Hipster Coffee Shop.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2018, 10:53 AM

29. lol... haha..... hahahaa

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