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Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:22 PM

Who Besides Me Feels Sorry For Jeff Sessions?

He was almost in tears glad handing it out today.

Another Trump victim... Volunteer...

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Reply Who Besides Me Feels Sorry For Jeff Sessions? (Original post)
PaulX2 Nov 7 OP
irresistable Nov 7 #1
allgood33 Nov 8 #48
Tobin S. Nov 7 #2
Hermit-The-Prog Nov 8 #44
Cha Nov 8 #50
mr_lebowski Nov 7 #3
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 7 #15
mr_lebowski Nov 7 #22
LoverofDawgz Nov 7 #4
Liberty Belle Nov 7 #5
LoverofDawgz Nov 7 #34
California_Republic Nov 7 #6
NRaleighLiberal Nov 7 #7
DURHAM D Nov 7 #8
ooky Nov 7 #9
C_U_L8R Nov 7 #10
awesomerwb1 Nov 7 #11
GusBob Nov 7 #12
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 7 #13
AlexSFCA Nov 7 #14
Hoyt Nov 7 #16
LenaBaby61 Nov 8 #53
applegrove Nov 7 #17
LenaBaby61 Nov 8 #54
Downtown Hound Nov 7 #18
violetpastille Nov 7 #19
Turbineguy Nov 7 #20
Dave in VA Nov 7 #21
TreasonousBastard Nov 7 #23
frogmarch Nov 7 #24
lilactime Nov 7 #25
A-Schwarzenegger Nov 7 #26
LexVegas Nov 7 #27
grantcart Nov 7 #28
TygrBright Nov 7 #29
jcgoldie Nov 7 #30
Whiskeytide Nov 7 #31
RockRaven Nov 7 #32
dlk Nov 7 #33
underpants Nov 7 #35
luvallpeeps Nov 8 #57
SMC22307 Nov 7 #36
Autumn Nov 7 #37
PoliticAverse Nov 7 #38
marylandblue Nov 7 #39
Rorey Nov 8 #60
LisaM Nov 8 #40
lunasun Nov 8 #41
sprinkleeninow Nov 8 #42
smirkymonkey Nov 8 #43
MontanaMama Nov 8 #45
Initech Nov 8 #46
BlueTsunami2018 Nov 8 #47
KWR65 Nov 8 #49
CentralMass Nov 8 #51
LincolnRossiter Nov 8 #52
Blue_Tires Nov 8 #55
Basement Beat Nov 8 #56
Yosemito Nov 8 #58
Zambero Nov 8 #59
mia Nov 8 #61
shanti Nov 8 #62

Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:24 PM

1. sorry, it's just you.

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Response to irresistable (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:49 AM

48. Ditto

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:24 PM

2. He toed the line in all repects with Trump except for one time.

To hell with him.

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Response to Tobin S. (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:13 AM

44. he only recused himself because he perjured himself

The one time he defied TrumPutin was done because he feared being called for his perjury and losing his appointment after giving up his seat.

Evil little elf.

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Response to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #44)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:54 AM

50. That's right. Perjurer.

Doug Jones

I just saw where Sessions might run for old Senate seat.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:24 PM

3. He could've forced Trump to fire him, making it illegal for Trump to appoint an un-Confirmed

FUCKING LACKEY who's going to torpedo Mueller.

Had he NOT done so ... maybe I'd proffer some slight condolences ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:30 PM

15. Trump did fire him. His "resignation" is a sham, designed to do exactly

what you refer to.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:35 PM

22. Oh, I know. Sessions could've said 'FU, not resigning' ... but didn't so for this he earns my scorn

Of course, I cannot BELIEVE anyone's going to let Trump get away with this bullshit. Being 'asked by POTUS to Resign' ... means FIRED ... give me a damn break

Trump should NOT be able to get away with sticking some unconfirmed, unqualified GRIFTER into the HIGHEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICE IN THE LAND.

This is F****** RIDICULOUS.

Every Dems hair should on fire, they should be grabbing any mike they can get ahold of and spelling it out that this is completely ILLEGAL and BLATANT OBSTRUCTION.

IMHO.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:25 PM

4. I'm afraid it's probably just you

 

the man is vile. A vile coward at that. Plus, don't forget he himself was up to his nose in the Oink-Putin Russian schemes and lied about it, precisely why he had to recuse himself in the first place.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:26 PM

5. Maybe he'll sing like a canary about all he knows about Trump's obstruction of justice and more.

Dems should offer a sympathetic ear and subpoena him to tell all.

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Response to Liberty Belle (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:42 PM

34. maybe Hale-Bopp will land on the driveway too

 

He's far too cowardly for that.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:26 PM

6. Not so much

PBS did a segment on what a disgusting person Jeff’s session was all his lIfe.

Suppressing the black vote and other shit

ACLU says he is the worst AG ever.

We would be Glad he is gone if there was a good replacement

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:27 PM

7. horrible person. not feeling a shred of sorrow for him. vile piece of crap

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:27 PM

8. I hope you are kidding.

He is despicable.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:28 PM

9. I feel more sorry for the children he helped

Trump separate from their mothers. He seemed to enjoy doing it. My opinion of Sessions is he is garbage.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:28 PM

10. If Sessions wants to feel better

He should call Mueller tonight and tell him everything.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:28 PM

11. FFFF him. 1 million times.

Yeah, you're in a tiny tiny tiny minority there.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:28 PM

12. Kinda sorta yeah. I don't like the guy or his policies but

He got treated like shit. The tweets calling him out were so back stabbing. if you have a problem, the adult thing is to handle it face to face

He did the honorable thing in recusing himself

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:29 PM

13. He knew exactly what kind of jerkwad Trump was when he took the job.

If you lie down with dogs you'll get up with fleas, and that's exactly what happened to Sessions. Everything Trump touches dies; everyone who works for Trump ends up with a ruined career. Sessions is a nasty little racist who wanted to work for Trump in order to fulfill his dream of making life miserable for brown and black people, and although Trump behaved despicably for intentionally humiliating Sessions - the first senator to endorse him - I don't feel sorry for Sessions. He made his bed, too fucking bad if he has to lie in it now.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:29 PM

14. kidding? He belongs nowhere near DOJ

I feel sorry for children in cages, I can care less for a waste of a human body, sessions.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:30 PM

16. The only thing remotely he's done is irritate trump. Other than that, he's a vile

white wing racist.

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Response to Hoyt (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:25 AM

53. THIS ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:31 PM

17. Racist confederate.

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Response to applegrove (Reply #17)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:26 AM

54. THIS ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:31 PM

18. Sorry to say, but no

That miserable, old, fascist can burn in hell. You are a good person, but believe me when I tell you there are probably billions of people on the planet that are more deserving of your sympathy than that bloated pig (I apologize to all pigs).

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:32 PM

19. No

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:33 PM

20. I do, well, slightly.

But he's like another sucker who got snared by trump's lies.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:34 PM

21. Fuck Jefferson Beauregard Cesspool!

He's a fucking KKK loving, dotard dick sucking, Mother f$c#er!!!!!

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:35 PM

23. Not me. He has a lifetime of deplorableness to atone for and...

simply recusing himself one time does not let him off the hook.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:35 PM

24. Me!

Kidding.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:35 PM

25. Fuck him. He knew Trump was a snake when he picked him up.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:35 PM

26. Bad joke. Sessions was the first Senator to kneel to trump because

he knew a brother-in-racism when he saw one.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:36 PM

27. ...

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:37 PM

28. Feeling good that you got zero recs-- just you

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:37 PM

29. I suspect at least one person on Mueller's staff is faking it beautifully... n/t

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:38 PM

30. seriously?

Fuck Jeff Sessions.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:39 PM

31. He's been an asshole for a lot longer than he's been ...

... a trumper. He’s probably still an asshole.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:39 PM

32. I'm sorry for whatever malady you are suffering from which renders you thusly...

I hope to never be so befuddled.

I do not feel sorry for people who purposely hurt others. Jeff Sessions is a malignant, mendacious person. He has spent a lifetime harming the weaker in service of maintaining the power of the powerful. No manner of job loss, in any circumstance, could possibly make me feel sorry for him after what he has done to the people over whom he held power.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:39 PM

33. He is a Petty, Nasty Bigot. Good Riddance!

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:42 PM

35. Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

https://politics.theonion.com/inconsolable-jeff-sessions-tries-to-commit-suicide-by-s-1826462420

WASHINGTON

Following months of bruising criticism from Democrats and President Trump alike, an inconsolable Jeff Sessions was reportedly trying to commit suicide Thursday by smoking a joint. “I swore I’d never take the coward’s way out, but what choice do I have?” said a teary-eyed Sessions, carefully laying a sealed envelope containing his farewell note on a tool bench in his garage as he raised a lighter to the marijuana cigarette with trembling hands. “This is it. I’ve taken four puffs to make sure there’s no chance of survival. It should only be a matter of minutes now. Oh, what a wretched, ignominious ending. Goodbye, cruel world, I’m sorry I’ve failed you so.” At press time, Sessions reportedly realized he had died after being overcome by a euphoric, floating feeling.

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Response to underpants (Reply #35)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:49 AM

57. Death was so very pleasant,

he was sorry he had but one life to give.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:44 PM

36. Sorry for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III?

Yeah, no. Christmas is coming... perhaps he can get a gig as an elf on a shelf.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:45 PM

37. He wasn't a victim. He knew exactly what he was getting into and he jumped in

willingly and happily. He got what he deserved and hopefully more shit will rain down on him like a flood.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:47 PM

38. ...

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 11:54 PM

39. I'll join you, but I am kind of funny that way, I guess you are too

I'm a very sympathetic person. I actually have to work hard at not being sympathetic, and I don't really like doing it. People are complicated. They don't fit into the boxes we try to squeeze them into. He tried to do the right thing with recusal. He paid a high price for that. But he bought us the time we needed.

I'll even give you a sympathy rec.

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #39)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 02:29 AM

60. I'm not convinced that he was trying to do the right thing

I think he realized that he had no choice but recuse himself. Fear of prison.

Oh, and I'm one of those "feelers" who usually can't help but have sympathy for others. It's such a burden. But I remember words that came out of his sorry ass mouth during the campaign and have no compassion or sympathy for him.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:00 AM

40. In a broad sense I have empathy for anyone

Who's been betrayed. I don't like Jeff Sessions, but I don't think that is how loyalty should be repaid.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:01 AM

41. Racist evil elf? What?

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:02 AM

42. I feel

🎻

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:11 AM

43. Um, nope.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:24 AM

45. This evil little fuck

put babies in cages. He can go straight to hell.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:26 AM

46. Well, he knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

So I really can't feel too sorry for him.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:44 AM

47. Fuck him.

Seriously, fuck that racist traitor.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 12:53 AM

49. If you sleep with a rat you're gonna get fleas.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:00 AM

51. Nope. I just checked. I have same number of f.cks that I woke up with.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:02 AM

52. Sessions can burn in hell.

That’s all.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:39 AM

55. Are you taking the piss, m8?

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:39 AM

56. Thankfully the good people of DU have said what I would have said 20x over...

and with that being said;

Screw him.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:55 AM

58. He helped Trump become President

Not sorry

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 02:09 AM

59. Wonder if he's having second thoughts about that early endorsement?

Sessions was the first Senator to back candidate Trump, and was a fixture at his early campaign rallies.

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 02:57 AM

61. I'll miss Little Jeffie and feel sorry for the emtiness that

the White House grandfather clock must be feeling now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=7e4vFMJmBIc

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Response to PaulX2 (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:02 AM

62. oh fuck no

that little pissant can blow.

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