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Sat Nov 3, 2018, 08:49 AM

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT-Offical Government Fear Guide

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Be afraid! Be very afraid! But be an informed frightened person. There's so many things to be afraid of it's hard to keep up. That's why the Trump Administration presents this handy guide on what should frighten you here in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave-or is it the Home of the Free and the Land of the Brave? I've been so mad at kneeling football players I can't remember the words anymore. Please refer to this guide whenever you aren't sure and then panic appropriately-but don't forget to vote Republican because the Democrats are stupid and evil and want these frightening things to get you. Also, don't forget to tune in to Fox News so you can keep track of these frightening things and know when they might possibly, someday, perhaps have an impact on YOU and your loved ones.

* Everything's OK Don't Be Afraid At All

**Be Worried

***Be Afraid

****Be Very Afraid

*****Be Terrified

The Caravan-***** If the ratings went up to 6 stars this would get it. It's an invasion folks!

Health Care- **** Beware of socialism. It's your right not to have coverage. Rich people deserve better health care anyway.

Nazis-* Nothing to worry about here. They're fine people.

Hollywood Elite-*** Oh sure you might like their movies, but are they really as good as a Chuck Norris film?

George Soros-*****Who is this guy? Doesn't matter. Be afraid of him. Probably shouldn't even mention his name in public.

Guns-* Ah, the backbone of American society. Nothing to fear here unless you don't have enough guns yourself. Besides, we need to be able to take over the government in case the Democrats ever win again.

Gun Laws**** An armed society is a polite society and screw you if you don't agree!

Barbara Streisand*****Run away! Funny Girl my ass. Liberal, socialist America hater is more like it.

War on Christmas*** You can shove your Happy Holidays right up the chimney with Santa. This is a threat to our very way of life.

Dark People-***** Does this even need an explanation? They're going to take over our country and they're coming to get you! Whatever you do, don't let them vote!

Free Press-*** Essential to a healthy democracy? I don't think so! Enemy of the People is more like it. Stick to propaganda-which is the only place you'll be able to read about President Trump's awesomeness and many accomplishments.

Climate Change- * Climate change? What climate change? Make sure to share this with your friends who might not have access to this guide because they have been displaced by floods or hurricanes.

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Sat Nov 3, 2018, 05:32 PM

1. Counting the number of astericts is way too much work for them ...

Jr, Cheney, and Rove KNEW THIS; it's why THEIR handy-dandy chart was color coded.

Stoopid libtard, you! (and u thought we wouldn't figure out your dirty, deep-state plot to get us to count and read--shows what YOU KNOW!).!

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