This is my plan to help Trump have more control of the media.
A media organization needs to contact Trump and say, "We give up! We want you to tell us what to write about you, so there is no more fake news. We apologize for anything fake that we have written before. Come into our office to put the record straight."
Trump meets the editor and tells him how tremendous his policies are, that his wall will be tremendous, that his policies to separate children from parents and take away healthcare are all tremendous, how Trump is the most tremendous president ever, how the economy is the best it has ever been, how space force will be like a George Lucas movie, etc. It will be a six hour interview. There's a lot to write.
As Trump leaves he says, "I am glad you started taking me seriously, and I look forward to seeing you print the truth for once."
"Don't worry President," says the editor. "We are the Onion, and we realized our own writers can't make up hilarious bullshit as well as you can. You have given us enough material to last six months. Our readers will laugh more than they ever have done before!"
