What if Trump suddenly flees to Russia and takes the football with him?

Anyhow, he doesn't even carry it; there's a military officer who travels with him that has physical control over it. Trump can't even fold up an umbrella.

Kidnap yes ..but this..I doubt it

A military officer has charge of it. If it fell into the wrong hands somehow, the Pentagon would just change the codes.

The president does not usually carry the "football" alone anyway. Usually a military personnel will be with him. We will likely know where he is headed before he gets there. It would be a MAJOR scandal and serious international incident, but he would not likely be able to give access to our nuclear weapons to Russia, especially if we knew he was fleeing.

of someone or something

Nope.

tRump probably has a replica with the functionality of a toddler's play phone.

except for the extra lard on his gut.

The guy wouldn't be able to outrun a snail carrying a sumo wrestler.

The military's job is to protect us from threats foreign or domestic. 2 out of 2 sorta covers it

... a bill for fumigating the White House.

military officers do.
he's not overpowering any of them to get it and then outrun them.

It is not.
Don't be an unhinged conspiracy theorist.
That's the Republican's job.

As if Trump could grab the nuclear football and somehow outrun dozens of highly athletic Secret Service agents. The dude can't even walk a hole of golf without getting on his golf cart.

Tiny can't outrun anybody, ever.

it's more like a protocol to verify an unbroken chain of command from the top. It's not automatic as in computerized -- the process goes by way of multiple people. If Trump flees he could still conceivably call in his codes to verify his identity for a command, but then it wouldn't really matter as he's a fled traitor and the order would be ignored.

Would Merit a sarcastic reply

However I will not because it is comedic gold for a video short.

The great Trump Escape

Opening scene is Trump in the motorcade complaining he needs to use the bathroom and they pull up to a 7-Eleven. He jumps out of the limo and scoots into the bathroom having grab the football before anybody can realize it.

Next scene is the Secret Service standing guard outside the door asking if everything is okay. Swipe to Interior shot of trump squeezing his ass outside of the window in the back with a plane ticket to Moscow clutched in his teeth.

Final scene is Trump running down the alley clutching the football in both hands, toupee flapping, screaming for a taxi to take him to the airport. Behind him is a mass of Secret Service agents chasing him like the Keystone Cops.

Final cut back to the limo with a befuddled military officer holding the actual football and asking a secret service agent why the president ran off with his lunch.

And leave his adoring children to face the guillotine alone? Never!

We would all celebrate