Somewhere out there....

[Aviation Pro]

....is a picture or series of pictures that were sent via smartphone or iPhone from Eddie Munster the Fucking Parasite^TM to some woman other than his wife.

Why am I certain? Because no married man works out that hard (P90X) without having a reason.

Do your digging, you media scum, I smell a Pulitzer for the reporter who uncovers the sex scandal.

[jberryhill]

1. Why do you say "woman?"

...and his DC lobbyist wife waits chastely at home.

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3. Cause these kind of guys....

....with few exceptions, are strictly hetero and they need to reinforce their power sexually over women.

[jberryhill]

5. No, they are strictly power hungry

A US Comgressman doesn't need to get ripped to attract women in DC.

The kind of power these guys crave expresses itself sexually in a lot of directions.

[Aviation Pro]

7. Assclowns

...like Ryan believe they do.

[jberryhill]

8. The point is...

...how many of these "strictly hetero" guys do you find in, oh, a Minneapolis airport bathroom on a given day?

[Aviation Pro]

9. That's why I stuck in the "with few exceptions"....

....line in the previous post. Can you name another recent sex scandal other than that lunatic's "tapping" that wasn't some deviant hetero fantasy?

And for the record, I could give a shit about orientation, to each his own say I.

[jberryhill]

12. I'm not sure

Perhaps I could better categorize them, if you give me a better definition of what constitutes a "deviant hetero fantasy".

I'm a hetero, but I'm not sure if I'm a "deviant" one.

Can you provide examples?

[Aviation Pro]

15. The moron...

...in the diaper with the prostitute for one.

Sounds like a game of Clue.

[jberryhill]

17. No

It was the jackass in the pool with the pages.

[DCKit]

10. Sure, but I've known a lot of "gym bunnies" in my day, too.

That level of grooming and fitness goes a long way with the boys - especially with the title of Congressman or Senator attached.

As was mentioned above, women don't really care much beyond the prestige of the job. See "Newt Gingrich" or any of the other fat, ugly fuckers who've been busted or associated with extra-marital affairs or prostitutes over the past four decades.

The concept of having a beard (a wife and kids at home) goes back centuries in politics.

[jberryhill]

13. And the wife and kids are most assuredly "back home"

[DCKit]

14. Out of sight, out of mind and out of the way. nt

[jberryhill]

16. There is no place for them to stay for a visit

[DCKit]

2. Why do you assume it's a woman?

You don't have to scratch the surface of DC very deeply to find some very freaky shit going on.

[Aviation Pro]

4. See above....

....

[jberryhill]

6. See below above

[HeiressofBickworth]

11. As I said in a prior thread

Ryan gives me the creeps. Not sure what his creep focus is, but I find him creepy.

[veganlush]

18. he works out like that because

v his father, grandfather and g grandfather all died from heart problems before sixty years,

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19. I'm sure he does...

...but as someone who live with an a-fib he probably knows that although exercise and diet help he is still at risk for a stroke or coronary due to his genetic soup.

Nope, he does the exercise thing for vanity.