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Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:02 PM

 

Fuck a Duck..Trump will pay if HE gets to administer DNA test himself....

MSNBC just broke story......to gales of laughter...NOT funny, this is our country....

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Reply Fuck a Duck..Trump will pay if HE gets to administer DNA test himself.... (Original post)
jodymarie aimee Oct 2018 OP
Lindsay Oct 2018 #1
gratuitous Oct 2018 #2
awesomerwb1 Oct 2018 #3
RKP5637 Oct 2018 #7
Totally Tunsie Oct 2018 #21
RKP5637 Oct 2018 #22
argyl Oct 2018 #10
madinmaryland Oct 2018 #18
torius Oct 2018 #4
berni_mccoy Oct 2018 #5
unblock Oct 2018 #6
procon Oct 2018 #8
world wide wally Oct 2018 #9
demmiblue Oct 2018 #11
onethatcares Oct 2018 #14
GemDigger Oct 2018 #17
kskiska Oct 2018 #35
GemDigger Oct 2018 #37
kskiska Oct 2018 #38
Nevilledog Oct 2018 #39
Baitball Blogger Oct 2018 #12
blugbox Oct 2018 #40
Baitball Blogger Oct 2018 #41
nolabear Oct 2018 #13
onethatcares Oct 2018 #19
apnu Oct 2018 #15
Fullduplexxx Oct 2018 #16
TexasBushwhacker Oct 2018 #20
malaise Oct 2018 #23
getagrip_already Oct 2018 #24
MyOwnPeace Oct 2018 #25
WhiteTara Oct 2018 #26
spanone Oct 2018 #27
Crutchez_CuiBono Oct 2018 #28
C_U_L8R Oct 2018 #29
Zoonart Oct 2018 #30
Adenoid_Hynkel Oct 2018 #31
greatauntoftriplets Oct 2018 #32
MiniMe Oct 2018 #33
Texasgal Oct 2018 #34
struggle4progress Oct 2018 #36

Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:03 PM

1. I suppose he thinks

that involves dismembering the person to be tested....

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:05 PM

2. Those weren't the terms of the bet

Pay up, Deadbeat Donny.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:06 PM

3. Oh, so he's a genetic scientist now?

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Response to awesomerwb1 (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:18 PM

7. He's smarter than Einstein, smartest person in the universe, a stable genius. n/t

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #21)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:44 PM

22. Yep!!! n/t

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Response to awesomerwb1 (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:19 PM

10. No, he's a molecular biologist and his Nobel Prize is in the mail.

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Response to argyl (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:35 PM

18. No. He's just a HUGH ASSHOLE!!

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:08 PM

4. And while he's at it, he can administer

polygraph tests to his own sexual-assault victims.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:11 PM

5. Move those goal posts, you fuck!

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:16 PM

6. apparently donnie's so broke he can't even afford $1 million.

he couldn't possibly be lying, right?

and he's a man of his word, right?

but he's not going to pay up.
ergo, he must not have the money!


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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:18 PM

8. Welsher! Trump is a lifelong swindler and now he's trying to weasel out

of his own bet.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:19 PM

9. He wouldn't even know where to start..

Hmmm.... please cough into my stethoscope.
Gesundheidt!

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:23 PM

11. Video:



Asshole. Make that assholes (I'm looking at you Melania).

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Response to demmiblue (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:33 PM

14. what a welcher,

gaud, I know he lies, but sheesh he's running scared on this one and he had to toss some slightly brown meat to his "base".

Off subject but do you think Melonia could spell the word on her hat without looking?

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Response to demmiblue (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:35 PM

17. Except the dumb ass thinks it is more invasive than a cheek swab or spitball.

Unfortunately, I cannot find the video of him pretending to take a swab with his arm movement going to the lower half of the body.

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Response to GemDigger (Reply #17)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 07:36 PM

35. Exactly!

He thinks it's gynecological. In his mind genealogical = gynecological.

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Response to kskiska (Reply #35)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 08:23 PM

37. I take it you know which video I am talking about....

He is a nasty old man.

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Response to GemDigger (Reply #37)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 08:31 PM

38. Yes, that was one of the things

that led to my belief that he's ignorant of how a DNA test is administered.

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Response to demmiblue (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 08:32 PM

39. How exactly does this ass carrot think you obtain a DNA sample?

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:29 PM

12. I know what a Trump administered DNA test of Elizabeth Warren will produce:

20% Black American
20% Undocumented Latina
20% Liberal
20% Scientist
20% Angry Mob

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 08:42 PM

40. This is super close

But I'd bet his percentages would add to more or less than 100%, cause he screws everything up

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Response to blugbox (Reply #40)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 08:45 PM

41. So true.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:33 PM

13. Only if she gets to administer his IQ test in return.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:36 PM

19. or check his tax returns

I'm all for that.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:34 PM

15. I wonder if Trump's back hurts from all the goal post moving he does.

Probably not.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:34 PM

16. More goal-post moving from the pile of shit

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:36 PM

20. Great, she can accidentally spit ON HIM

Instead of into the tube. Oops!

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:44 PM

23. The naked emperor is also the only expert on everything

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 05:46 PM

24. Sure, if he can pass a 30 minute stress test...

Or a hair based drug test.

Or get on a certified scale.

Or testify under oath.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:21 PM

25. Trump - administer a test?

What would he know about any test?
In the last one he took, a TRUE OR FALSE test, he answered "c) NONE OF THE ABOVE"

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:23 PM

26. He wouldn't do it then either

it's just another way to humiliate her.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:23 PM

27. it's always about him....and i say FUCK HIM

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:24 PM

28. ONLY if he can describe the procedure and how it's done.

No slip ups.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:32 PM

29. Deadbeat Donald

Pay up, you pathetic little baby man

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:43 PM

30. He is calling her a liar.

Let that sink in.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 06:47 PM

31. So now he's admitting he made the offer to begin with?

 

After lying this morning and saying he never said it?

Why doesn't someone in the press call him out on this?

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 07:31 PM

32. I want to hear him explain exactly how that's accomplished.

There's a lot more involved tan just spitting into a little tube.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 07:32 PM

33. So he is a phlebotomist now?

I wouldn't trust him anywhere near me with a needle.

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 07:35 PM

34. Fucking PRICK!

He disgusts me!

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Response to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 07:38 PM

36. meh

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