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Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:34 PM

When Trump Goes Down ...

… one group of his strongest supporters will not be rioting in the streets – they’ll be celebrating.

The Evangelicals – whose votes help put Trump in the White House, and whose support has been unwavering despite his despicable behaviour – will not shed a tear over his downfall. They will instead praise the Lord for delivering unto them a true Christian saviour: Michael Pence.

Their pastors, who whipped-up their enthusiasm for a pussy-grabbing liar in 2016, will declare that Pence’s ascension from VP to POTUS was part of the Almighty’s plan all along, Trump having served his purpose by having caused his own downfall, thereby paving the way for the man God had really chosen to lead the nation from day one.

It will be touted as another miraculous example of the Lord working in mysterious ways, having caused the faithful to wander in the desert of a sinful, immoral liar, only to be saved at the last minute by placing St. Michael and Mother in their rightful positions as POTUS & First Mom.

But the back-pedaling won’t end there. Trump will be declared a false prophet, who had – with the help of Satan himself, of course – craftily hid his corruption in order to seize power and deceive good Christians into believing he was one of them.

When Trump goes down - as he inevitably will - the sound of a collective sigh of relief will be deafening, and the easily-led will start insisting that they never really trusted that adulterous serial liar in the first place. They will no longer have to be bombarded, day after day, with news stories about paid-off porn stars, and WH invitees using the word “mother-fuckers” while in the Oval Office.

”Huzzah, huzzah!” the sheep will bleet. “Our God has heard our cries, and we are now truly delivered from evil!”

At the behest of their leaders, Trump will be vilified by the very people he now relies on to have his back no matter what he says, no matter what he does. They will turn on him in a frenzy of new-found morality – the same morality they were more than happy to abandon in order to elect him in the first place. Everything they have turned a blind eye to will suddenly be front-and-center, proffered as evidence of the Devil’s machinations. Everything they have defended will suddenly be touted as merely being a means to an end – the end being what the Good Lord had in mind all along.

We all know how easily-manipulated the Evangelicals are – and they will be as easily manipulated into turning against Trump as they were to support him.

Whether Saint Michael of Pence survives Mueller’s investigations is still an unknown. But in the meantime, Trump’s Evangelical base is ripe for being snatched right out from under his orange, fake-tan nose.

It didn’t take much to convince the Evangelicals that a self-proclaimed pussy-grabber was “chosen by God” – and it will take a lot less to convince them of the exact opposite.

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NanceGreggs Oct 2018 OP
2naSalit Oct 2018 #1
Grasswire2 Oct 2018 #2
Haggis for Breakfast Oct 2018 #8
asiliveandbreathe Oct 2018 #3
libdem4life Oct 2018 #4
Hermit-The-Prog Oct 2018 #5
Haggis for Breakfast Oct 2018 #9
czarjak Oct 2018 #6
Haggis for Breakfast Oct 2018 #7
world wide wally Oct 2018 #10

Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:46 PM

1. K&R

But I think Pence will be going down with the crowd.

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:49 PM

2. yes

Hopefully the Spiro Agnew precedent will prevail.

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:50 PM

8. Even if Pence got to the Oval Office,

through Spanky's downfall, he'd be a lame duck and there is NO WAY he'd get elected on his own.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:26 PM

3. When this POS in the WH goes down.....he is boxed in by this -

From the Ferret -

Oh, and we're hearing that American intelligence agencies intercepted communications where the Saudis talked about kidnapping Khashoggi, and then the government decided not to warn him of the danger he was in. Which makes the Trump administration DIRECTLY COMPLICIT IN THE MURDER OF A JOURNALIST GET IT HAHAHAHAHAH. Oh wait, that's not a joke. That's the horrific reality of one free-press-hating regime collaborating with another to commit murder.

This is a National Security issue....saudies have him boxed in..with bribery...

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:30 PM

4. Pence is dirty...EOS...I hope

 

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:33 PM

5. Dear NanceGreggs

Could you arrange for this whole thing to be whispered in twitler's ear about 3 times a day? Shouldn't take more than a week for that orange head to explode, taking Pence with it.

Thank you,
A Fan

P.S. It would also be entertaining to see Grumpy Smokey Eyes trying to explain the swelling leading up to the explosion.

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Response to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:51 PM

9. Can you just imagine ?

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:42 PM

6. Can I get an Amen?

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Response to czarjak (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:48 PM

7. AMEN, Brother, AMEN.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:54 PM

10. Wow, Nance!

That was one of the most insightful things I have read in a long time.
You have hit that nail squarely on the head.

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