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Wed Oct 3, 2018, 10:56 PM

Where are Klaatu and Gort when you need them?

Something has to save this planet.

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Reply Where are Klaatu and Gort when you need them? (Original post)
spiderpig Oct 2018 OP
raging moderate Oct 2018 #1
raging moderate Oct 2018 #2
Dave Starsky Oct 2018 #3
redwitch Oct 2018 #4
mythology Oct 2018 #5
Cirque du So-What Oct 2018 #6
ProudLib72 Oct 2018 #7
vercetti2021 Oct 2018 #8
ProudLib72 Oct 2018 #9
vercetti2021 Oct 2018 #10

Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 10:58 PM

1. PLEASE, VULCANS! COME DOWN, NOW!

DON'T WAIT FOR THE IDIOT TO THROW AN ATOMIC BOMB! COME DOWN NOW, AND SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES, AND BE TRUE HEROES!

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Response to raging moderate (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 10:59 PM

2. ps It's the logical thing to do.

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Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 11:06 PM

3. Klaatu and Gort didn't save the planet.

They warned us that we all needed to get it together, or it was going to be over for the human race.

They left it up to us as to what to do. The same way we have it now.

You can substitute the last few hurricanes for Gort.

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Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 11:07 PM

4. I was 7 or 8 when I fell in love with Michael Renny.

He was such a nice spaceman. And he made the soldiers guns disappear. I got that that was a good thing. Klaatu, Gort verada nicto. It would be helpful if there actually was a team of police robots disappearing the weapons of war. I wonder if they could make Republicans disappear too?

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Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 11:07 PM

5. Klaatu's in New Zealand, you can find his podcast at gnuworldorder.info

 

But it occurs to me you may not mean the open source/hacker linux loving Klaatu. But seriously, if the open source, hacking and Linux thing sounds interesting, he does have a podcast.

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Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2018, 11:50 PM

6. To save the planet, call on Cthulhu

Humans have proven ourselves unworthy of redemption.

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Response to spiderpig (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2018, 12:09 AM

7. What we get is more like Bruce Campbell

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 4, 2018, 12:11 AM

8. Ash could summon portals

He should summon one from the Necronomicon and send all the Republicans back to the Stone Age where they belong

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Response to vercetti2021 (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 4, 2018, 12:15 AM

9. Not so fast. He summoned a portal that got him to the year 1300

Then, in this scene, he forgot the "magic" words and woke the dead. Then, at the end of the movie, he forgot the words again and brought the dead with him into the present. He's an anti-hero.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 4, 2018, 12:16 AM

10. Yes but he's the best anti hero

can just summon a portal and send them somewhere

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