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Sat Sep 15, 2018, 10:32 AM

Just in: Not really, it's four days old but still funny!

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Reply Just in: Not really, it's four days old but still funny! (Original post)
Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2018 OP
modrepub Sep 2018 #1
brush Sep 2018 #2
forgotmylogin Sep 2018 #4
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Sep 2018 #18
brush Sep 2018 #22
sarge43 Sep 2018 #3
DRoseDARs Sep 2018 #6
Ligyron Sep 2018 #14
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Sep 2018 #20
PatSeg Sep 2018 #11
dhol82 Sep 2018 #17
KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #21
DRoseDARs Sep 2018 #28
PatSeg Sep 2018 #29
DRoseDARs Sep 2018 #5
calimary Sep 2018 #7
Grammy23 Sep 2018 #16
Scarsdale Sep 2018 #19
Grammy23 Sep 2018 #25
Takket Sep 2018 #10
DRoseDARs Sep 2018 #12
Tarc Sep 2018 #8
MoonRiver Sep 2018 #9
onethatcares Sep 2018 #13
MoonRiver Sep 2018 #24
onethatcares Sep 2018 #27
Native Sep 2018 #15
Gothmog Sep 2018 #23
riversedge Sep 2018 #26

Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 10:36 AM

1. Funny, but not ha-ha funny

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 10:54 AM

2. He makes Capt. Obvious seem complex.

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Response to brush (Reply #2)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 11:55 AM

4. "Mansplainer In Chief" (n/t)

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Response to brush (Reply #2)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:31 PM

18. Captain O. replies:

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Response to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #18)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:38 PM

22. Hahahahaha. Thank you.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 11:45 AM

3. Because I don't have a life, "tremendously wet"

how does one qualify the wetness of water? If it isn't wet, is it still water?

Washington Press Corps, get on this. We need to know.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:14 PM

6. Is ice wet? Is steam?

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:46 PM

14. Tide comes in, tide goes out...

No one can explain it to O'Riley. Trump maybe?

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Response to Ligyron (Reply #14)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:33 PM

20. Does gravity pull us down, or does the Earth just suck?

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:26 PM

11. It was weird enough when he first said it,

but then later, he said it again. His use of the English language is so very strange, especially adjectives and adverbs.

"Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today." Not "adamant" or "unwavering" in his denial.

And who can forget, "...his administration had ended the war on beautiful, clean coal." His use of beautiful is almost always very odd and often inappropriate, "We will breathe new hope into our communities and we will do it all with these big, beautiful hands." "Beautiful" deals, campaigns, roads, job creation, solar panels, etc. For someone who knows the best words, he can't even use the word "beautiful" properly.

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Response to PatSeg (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:13 PM

17. Remember, his chocolate cake was beautiful too.

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Response to PatSeg (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:36 PM

21. It's like a hangover....

from his days of doing real estate sales and casino promotions, and the only language he knows. Pure flim-flam....

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Response to PatSeg (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 11:30 PM

28. Repetition of words is a characteristic of dementia.

As the beautiful mind slowly dissolves, sufferers typically repeat certain beautiful words over and over in the course of a conversation. Brain gets caught in a beautiful vocabulary loop and uses a few over and over to keep the beautiful flow going, though in the case of a dementia sufferer it's more a beautiful stream of consciousness rather than a flow of ideas. He rambles and rambles and goes on beautiful tangents mid-sentence, completely losing sight of whatever beautiful point they thought they were trying to make.

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #28)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 12:35 AM

29. Well said

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:13 PM

5. "tremendously wet" there's porn for that, he would know.

Hurricanes are wet. Tremendously wet.
Trump likes piss play. Tremendously wet.
Half-life 3 confirmed!

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:17 PM

7. Eeeeuuuw!

He does love that gold color. Hair dye, interior decorating, drapes, wall coverings, upholstery, showers...

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Response to calimary (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:06 PM

16. Back in the day when tRump had more hair --


His color tended toward brown or reddish brown. So why the switch to ugly ass brassy?? Who even knows? If he went totally natural it would probably be gray or whitish. Might actually look better but he thinks he is still that young stud he used to be so he tries to keep that illusion alive. If only he knew how silly it looks. But we have to find our humor in this debacle somewhere.

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Response to Grammy23 (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:31 PM

19. "young stud"??

From all indications he has had to PAY for women his entire life. Without the $$$$ he would be ignored, especially by gold diggers who seem to be his preference in women.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #19)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 02:06 PM

25. Guess I needed to use the sarcasm thingy...


The studliness was apparently in his own mind since he had to shell out the bucks to the ladies to pay for their visits. Evidently they were not charmed by him.

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:25 PM

10. Ted Cruz is all over that!!'

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Response to Takket (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:33 PM

12. That is all over Ted Cruz!!

(p)Rick Santorum had no comment.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:24 PM

9. No way Idiot can do the alphabet!

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:44 PM

13. or shapes

nope.

maybe

colors?

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #13)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:49 PM

24. Have his eyes been tested?

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #24)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 04:05 PM

27. by Dr Ronny Jackson and he said

they were the bestest eyes ever and only weighed 37 lbs each and could run up a hill .

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:00 PM

15. I heard this on the news while driving

I believe it was even live. I honestly almost drove off the road when he said it was "tremendously wet." Thank God I wasn't on a major highway at the time. Needless to say, I had to share it with just about everyone that day.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:48 PM

23. Great meme

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 02:10 PM

26. well, I missed it. so thnks much for the post

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