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kpete

(71,986 posts) Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:19 PM Aug 2018

NYDN Cover: "Pecker In A Vise"

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NYDN Cover: "Pecker In A Vise" (Original Post) kpete Aug 2018 OP

Suggestive picture choice C_U_L8R Aug 2018 #1

Apply firm pressure in circular motions dalton99a Aug 2018 #2

That's gonna.....hurt brooklynite Aug 2018 #3

A Vise and Consent GreatCaesarsGhost Aug 2018 #4

A Vice and Con Sent YessirAtsaFact Aug 2018 #6

I am technically challenged.... demsocialist Aug 2018 #5

. dalton99a Aug 2018 #8

Trump now trying to shake Pecker. Sneederbunk Aug 2018 #7

Hahaha! SammyWinstonJack Aug 2018 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author Ponietz Aug 2018 #9

...put the squeeze on.... dawg day Aug 2018 #10

Record number of sexual innuendos on one page. madaboutharry Aug 2018 #11

From my twitter feed Gothmog Aug 2018 #12

I'm sure he does not. 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #16

If I had that last name, it wouldn't be for very long Crunchy Frog Aug 2018 #21

Me. too. I would, at the very least, insert an "h"... 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #23

Everyone knows Pecker will wither on Trump flibbitygiblets Aug 2018 #13

Oh, get a Grip! Raphe M Aug 2018 #14

About bloody time!!! Puzzler Aug 2018 #15

Putin's Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers... Elwood P Dowd Aug 2018 #17

Will Pecker go soft on Trump? SergeStorms Aug 2018 #18

This has to be hard on both of them. BHDem53 Aug 2018 #19

That's the long and the short of it. n/t Crunchy Frog Aug 2018 #22

C_U_L8R

(45,000 posts)

1. Suggestive picture choice

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:21 PM

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dalton99a

(81,455 posts)

2. Apply firm pressure in circular motions

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:23 PM

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brooklynite

(94,508 posts)

3. That's gonna.....hurt

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:35 PM

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GreatCaesarsGhost

(8,584 posts)

4. A Vise and Consent

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:40 PM

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Wait, that was Advise and Consent w/ Henry Fonda

YessirAtsaFact

(2,064 posts)

6. A Vice and Con Sent

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:43 PM

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To prison

demsocialist

(202 posts)

5. I am technically challenged....

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:43 PM

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Someone post a chicken with it's head in a vise

dalton99a

(81,455 posts)

8. .

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:52 PM

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Sneederbunk

(14,290 posts)

7. Trump now trying to shake Pecker.

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Thu Aug 23, 2018, 11:52 PM

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SammyWinstonJack

(44,130 posts)

20. Hahaha!

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:19 AM

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dawg day

(7,947 posts)

10. ...put the squeeze on....

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 12:17 AM

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the Pecker.

The Daily News does have good headline writers.

madaboutharry

(40,209 posts)

11. Record number of sexual innuendos on one page.

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 12:32 AM

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Oh man, that is a front page for the ages. The NYDN had a field day.

Gothmog

(145,146 posts)

12. From my twitter feed

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 12:36 AM

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3catwoman3

(23,973 posts)

16. I'm sure he does not.

Reply to Gothmog (Reply #12)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 01:31 AM

Aug 2018

I can relate. My own last name is Ball.

It was a considerable trial growing up. I am soooo glad it wasn't Pecker.

During my second tour with the Air Force nurse corps, one of my good friends had the unfortunate last name of Penix. I could never have dated him - if we had fallen in love and married, we would have surely shown up on Jay Leno's engagement/wedding announcement segment. The Ball-Penix nuptials!

Crunchy Frog

(26,579 posts)

21. If I had that last name, it wouldn't be for very long

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #16)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:37 AM

Aug 2018

once I reached the age that I could legally change it.

3catwoman3

(23,973 posts)

23. Me. too. I would, at the very least, insert an "h"...

Reply to Crunchy Frog (Reply #21)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 09:44 AM

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...and make it Phenix. I would not care how long a family history the name had.

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

13. Everyone knows Pecker will wither on Trump

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 01:05 AM

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Just ask Stormy Daniels!

Raphe M

(59 posts)

14. Oh, get a Grip!

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 01:08 AM

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Puzzler

(2,505 posts)

15. About bloody time!!!

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 01:16 AM

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-Puzzler

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)

17. Putin's Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers...

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Fri Aug 24, 2018, 01:33 AM

Aug 2018

Putin's Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Putin's Piper picked.
If Putin's Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Putin's Piper picked?