Need some help from the intelligence and wit that abounds here.

[gibraltar72]

I'm going to have some t shirts made at a local shop. They are running a special nothing fancy just a couple lines. I live in a pretty red area and want to convey a message. Right now my line is, Hey IQ45 Mueller knows everything. But I'd like to hear some from DUers before I make a final decision. Let me hear yours.

[Leith]

1. How About Just This?

TRE45ON

By the time a trumpanzee figures it out, you'll be several blocks away.

[JonLP24]

18. +1

[backtoblue]

21. +2

[vlyons]

2. some lines

Republicans set to win 70 seats
in prison

Trump = Loser

Donald Trump
Fake President

Donald Trump
Soon to Perp Walk
To a Federal Prison

Donald Trump
A Name that Will Live
In Infamy

[Glamrock]

3. We used to laugh at Archie Bunkers ignorance

Now he's president.

[LuvLoogie]

4. I got a couple.

You stepped in it. Now eat it.


You not only screwed the pooch.
You cooked him breakfast and took him home to meet your Mom.

[ProudLib72]

5. Fuck Trump!

There, you appeal to the wit and intelligence that abounds here on DU, but you forget who your audience will be. Deplorables are the lowest of the lowbrows. They only understand single syllable words.

[whistler162]

6. MAGA

Make America Grape Again 'cause Strawberry Just Don't Cut It!

[hedda_foil]

23. Because Orange just doesn't cut it.

[Squinch]

7. Monsters Are Governing America

[Kaleva]

8. If you live in a pretty red area, be the gray man. You don't want to risk getting shot.

[guillaumeb]

9. 2 lines:

MAGA

Impeach Trump

[ornotna]

10. Elect a clown

Expect a circus.

[GeorgeGist]

11. Fump Truck

[CaptainTruth]

12. Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him.

America is already great.

25 4 45

[tavernier]

13. Remember what the Republicans used to have on their T-shirts?

The only good red is a dead red.

Now they would rather vote for Putin than a Democrat.

Don’t poke them... they are all insane and would willingly hurt you.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Now it's 'rather be russian than democrat'

Link to tweet

[krispos42]

14. My brother has a tee-shirt that says something like:

делать америку снова здорово

"Make America Great Again" in Russian. That's me playing with Google Translate so I'm not claiming its good Russian.


The shirt, of course, is red.

[DFW]

29. That last word

It means "healthy," not "great."

[krispos42]

31. Ah well, it's just an example.

[Grasswire2]

15. Hola GOPinkos nt

[lpbk2713]

16. Vicente Fox for President

......

[oasis]

17. Make Science Great Again

[NBachers]

27. Science!

[oasis]

28. Lol!

[Generic Brad]

20. In the UK "Trump" means "Fart"

I knew something about him didn’t smell right.

[Awsi Dooger]

22. Vacant for Trump

I Laugh at C&N
Go Trump!

Don't See or Think
Vote Trump!

[Totally Tunsie]

24. "Don't Blame me.

I voted for Hillary."

[wishstar]

25. I like your own line best as it is insulting and on target in a sly way

[RestoreAmerica2020]

26. Using odious traitor's name gives him free advertisement...your idea is good, drop

.everything, just Hey45MuellerKnows. It''ll be kind of like bebest slogan.. be best what? Mueller knows what? Keep them guessing--like WTF!

Yet, as suggested, it's perhaps wise not to poke the hornets' nest while living amongst them--it's 100% likely that you''ll get stung! Why engage with them at any level? Isn't it best to just ignore; join a protest or boycott for an injustice; promote our democratic agenda e.g. be part of a voter registration drive wearing a t-shirt that has a positive democratic message. As posted on du..awile back, a shirt read: Why am I a Democrat? Shirt is powerful, lists all the things we are...(sorry can't find link.)

During the 2016 there was one mantra on shirts or signs that would just drive me bonkers ...while in another election cycle may have been seen as aiding the cause not promoting the opponent as this did...LOVE (odious' name here) HATE. Isn't it so, that when we repeat his name...his hate propaganda, we are doing his bidding for him?

Yet, if you must have a t-shirt--tre45on works, however as suggested...his followers may be too dense to get a quick-witted quip. Sure #FUCKTRUMP may be simple enough to get their attention and man-oh-man that you will-- then you my friend may just be sporting a big blackeye, or missing a few front teeth. For me, as a person who qualifies for 50+ discounts keeping what little teeth I have is critical and avoiding the emergency at all costs--well...is just plain smart. Be safe out there!

[DFW]

30. "How do you know I don't support Trump?"

"This shirt was made and printed in America"

(Make sure it really was before you have that done)