This would be a good time for Junior to save his own ass and rat out the old man

[rurallib]

I mean - it's every man for himself - amirite?

[Nay]

1. YEP. All dad's money isn't going to do him much good if he goes to prison for a long time. nt

[malaise]

3. Wait until he finds out that

daddy has no money - just debts

[lame54]

2. Tweet Trump that...

Jr. was spotted walking voluntarily into the FBI office

[Laffy Kat]

4. No doubt Daddy would rat his son out to save his own ass.

Turnabout.

[displacedtexan]

5. He can't. Daddy pays the kids through revocable trusts.

Daddy controls almost every penny those kids see. And they know it.

The contract for the DC hotel lists the owners as Trump and the three kids. After each kid's name is "revocable trust." Tiffany and Barron don't count.

I can't imagine that this is a one-time arrangement.

[NotASurfer]

6. How much would he get for a tell-all book?

even If his literary ceiling is a coloring book...well, might not be the best idea

[Iggo]

7. Junior can't pardon the old man. (n/t)

[rurallib]

8. ah yes - the top wild card