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Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:05 PM

Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy 'A Pissy Little Shithead'

WASHINGTON—Following immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI agent Peter Strzok was again summoned to testify before Congress Thursday about texts calling Trey Gowdy a “pissy little shithead.”

“Now what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a ‘dickless fuck-weasel who couldn’t investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bag’?” asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a “slavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.”

“Mr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a ‘reprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk,’ suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this morning’s questions. There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a ‘pointless fuckwad’ and a ‘moronic scumbag’ that I would like submitted for the record.”

At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdy’s head was up his own ass.

https://politics.theonion.com/peter-strzok-summoned-before-congress-again-for-texts-c-1827552946

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Reply Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy 'A Pissy Little Shithead' (Original post)
Zorro Jul 12 OP
NewJeffCT Jul 12 #1
H2O Man Jul 12 #2
nolabear Jul 12 #3
Leghorn21 Jul 12 #4
Wellstone ruled Jul 12 #5
octoberlib Jul 12 #6
Raven123 Jul 12 #7
TheBlackAdder Jul 12 #8
Shrike47 Jul 12 #9
Ilsa Jul 12 #10
Fritz Walter Jul 12 #12
uponit7771 Jul 12 #11
KT2000 Jul 12 #13
dameatball Jul 12 #17
Missiris Jul 13 #42
Aristus Jul 12 #14
rurallib Jul 12 #15
cannabis_flower Jul 13 #41
red dog 1 Jul 12 #16
cate94 Jul 12 #18
kacekwl Jul 12 #19
bronxiteforever Jul 12 #20
dalton99a Jul 12 #21
TNNurse Jul 12 #22
SunSeeker Jul 12 #23
NoMoreRepugs Jul 12 #24
7962 Jul 12 #25
Sophia4 Jul 12 #26
mountain grammy Jul 12 #27
ismnotwasm Jul 12 #28
no_hypocrisy Jul 12 #29
BadGimp Jul 12 #30
panader0 Jul 12 #31
Wounded Bear Jul 12 #32
Amaryllis Jul 12 #33
KelleyKramer Jul 13 #34
JDC Jul 13 #35
Garrett78 Jul 13 #36
forgotmylogin Jul 13 #37
Dr Vegas Jul 13 #38
snowy owl Jul 13 #39
MrScorpio Jul 13 #40

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:07 PM

1. LOL

that was quick!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:09 PM

2. Recommended.

Thank you!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:10 PM

3. Happy K&R

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:13 PM

4. K&R!!!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:15 PM

5. The truth really burns,does it not.

Ouch!!! Bring in the preparation H .

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:15 PM

6. Hilarious!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:15 PM

7. Proof he is an excellent judge of character

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:37 PM

8. Where have I seen Trey Gowdy self-immolate before?

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:53 PM

9. What did you mean when you called Gowdy a dickless fuck-weasel?

ROFL.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:09 PM

10. Priceless stuff. I can't wait to see Borowitz's take on it!

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #10)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:24 PM

12. Or Stephen Colbert's

It’s times like these I wish I had kept my Bombast DVR (costing $$$/month).
Thank dog for YouTube, where I can hit replay again, and again, and again. As long as my Internet connection and data plan holds out, I’m good. Thanks!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:12 PM

11. K&R

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:29 PM

13. Oh - if only that were true

would love a full scale investigation of Gowdy as a pissy little shithead.

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Response to KT2000 (Reply #13)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:03 PM

17. at what point does a little shithead become a large shithead? It has to be kinda close right now.

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Response to dameatball (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 03:56 PM

42. Look alikes

I can't help but think of Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter villain) when I look at Trey.....both whiny little entitled fools.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:29 PM

14. K&R!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:32 PM

15. well obviously Strzok got it wrong. Howdy is a shitty little pisshead

pisshead Republicans feel themselves far superior to Shithead Republicans.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #15)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 02:03 PM

41. And all this time..

I thought he was a weaselly pinhead

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:55 PM

16. K&R...Thanks for posting

Love The Onion!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:10 PM

18. Hahahaha

Good one!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:18 PM

19. FANTASTIC.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:38 PM

20. Lol! We need this. Thanks!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:39 PM

21. Kick

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:40 PM

22. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:43 PM

23. LOL

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:47 PM

24. That was fab - u - lous.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:51 PM

25. Looonnnnngggg day & this made me instantly laugh. Thanks. nt

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:52 PM

26. Good for Strzok!

 

Calls it like it is.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:52 PM

27. Thank you..

my laugh of the day..

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 07:58 PM

28. Hahahahaha!

Evan Hurst from Wonkette on Twitter was live blogging it and kept me laughing as well

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 08:08 PM

29. Classic! Making it public makes the 18 hours of testifying worth it!











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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 09:21 PM

30. I'd pay $1 to watch that hearing...

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 09:33 PM

31. I laughed out loud......

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 09:55 PM

32. It's getting really hard to separate reality from satire these days...



I SO wanted this to NOT be the Onion. I would love to see Strzok look Gowdy in the eye and say, Yes, Mr Chairman, I called you a pissy little prick on social media. Under oath.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Jul 12, 2018, 10:44 PM

33. ONce again, I thought thiss was true until I read the source -the line is so blurred these days.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 06:36 AM

34. Of course, it's a conspiracy!!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 10:48 AM

35. So good

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 11:06 AM

36. To be fair, Strzok could have at least made an estimate regarding Gowdy's head.

Is it 2 feet up his own ass? 2 feet and 4.75 inches?

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 12:31 PM

37. Thanks, The Onion!

Strzok should totally do this so they'll read the texts into the minutes...

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 01:09 PM

38. It's true this man has NO dick

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 01:12 PM

39. Were it only true.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2018, 01:54 PM

40. Bravo!

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