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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMerkel Asks Mueller If There's Anything She Can Do to Help (Borowitz)
https://bit.ly/2N7GU80Merkel Asks Mueller If Theres Anything She Can Do to Help
BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, took a break from the nato summit in Brussels on Wednesday to ask the independent counsel, Robert Mueller, if there is anything she can do to help.
According to those familiar with the phone conversation, Merkel told Mueller that she would take a leave of absence as leader of the German government and move to Washington to work full-time for Mueller if that would be of assistance.
Touting her credentials, Merkel told Mueller that she was fluent in Russian and could be helpful in translating the thousands of Russian-language documents that the special counsel has in his collection of evidence.
I will work for free and pay my for my own food, Merkel said. I just want to make this stop.
Mueller reportedly thanked Merkel for her offer but told her he had to wrap up their conversation because he had Emmanuel Macron on the other line.
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Merkel Asks Mueller If There's Anything She Can Do to Help (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
Jul 2018
OP
...he had to wrap up their conversation because he had "Emmanuel Macron on the other line."
SunSeeker
Jul 2018
#7
I'm sure the BND has shared what it has on Deutsche Bank's dealings with 45 ...
eppur_se_muova
Jul 2018
#8
Cha
(296,889 posts)1. Yeah, buddy!!
Mahalo, Stonepounder
Louis1895
(768 posts)2. God, I love Borowitz!!
He is helping to keep me from going off the deep end these days!
Gothmog
(144,945 posts)3. I love good satire
calimary
(81,127 posts)4. Andy Borowitz!!!
Wouldnt surprise me if a few key people have had similar daydreams tiptoe across their minds.
Wounded Bear
(58,605 posts)5. I expect the RWers to jump on this a run with it like it's real...
JohnnyRingo
(18,619 posts)6. "I just want to make this stop"
Hilarious.
SunSeeker
(51,523 posts)7. ...he had to wrap up their conversation because he had "Emmanuel Macron on the other line."
And Justin Trudeau was on line 3. And Theresa May was on line 4.....
eppur_se_muova
(36,247 posts)8. I'm sure the BND has shared what it has on Deutsche Bank's dealings with 45 ...
... so Merkel's done her share already.
dalton99a
(81,406 posts)9. Good one!
lindysalsagal
(20,592 posts)10. Manages to make this disaster funny, every time.