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Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:49 PM

 

Here are ten things I would rather do than watch Trump's announcement:

1. Have a root canal
2. Listen to Creed at full volume
3. Calculus
4. Relive being rejected for prom twice in one day
5. Relive prom (my eventual date threw up on me)
6. Eat glass
7. Dress like MC Hammer in public (I am a middle aged white guy)
8. Wear pants four sizes too small
9. Wear a meat suit to the dog park
10. Cheer for the Chicago Bears

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Still In Wisconsin Jul 2018 OP
MyOwnPeace Jul 2018 #1
Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #2
Iliyah Jul 2018 #3
yonder Jul 2018 #4
a kennedy Jul 2018 #5
Still In Wisconsin Jul 2018 #11
a kennedy Jul 2018 #15
Still In Wisconsin Jul 2018 #17
smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #6
Demonaut Jul 2018 #7
BumRushDaShow Jul 2018 #8
Still In Wisconsin Jul 2018 #10
BumRushDaShow Jul 2018 #12
Amaryllis Jul 2018 #9
bluecollar2 Jul 2018 #13
Ilsa Jul 2018 #14
airplaneman Jul 2018 #16
Still In Wisconsin Jul 2018 #20
peekaloo Jul 2018 #18
UTUSN Jul 2018 #19
Sneederbunk Jul 2018 #21
Grammy23 Jul 2018 #22

Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:54 PM

1. If you were really serious.....

the root canal would be without novicaine!

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:55 PM

2. AND

-sunbathe naked on a 100 degree roof...w no towel.
-fix anything on a car, always the greasiest part.
-Untie a fish hook ball(rusty ones)
-burn my grocery money in the yard...for light.
-hand mow through my Impatients, and just leave them there.
-put a bandana around my eyes and walk down the highway...at night. (it'll still be 94-95 degrees)
-throw old paint from a can at my house.
etc.etc. etc.
dt? No.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:56 PM

3. Water the grass . . .

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:59 PM

4. I'll be checking the refrigerator magnets

making sure they're still 100%. Somebody has to do it.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:01 PM

5. No. 10 bout made me hurl......

Huge Packer fan here.

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Response to a kennedy (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:13 PM

11. Go Pack go!!!! n/t

 

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #11)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:24 PM

15. and heard today the Packers AND the Badgers got pretty easy schedules for 2018......

every game is tough, but thought that was kinda nice to hear.

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Response to a kennedy (Reply #15)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:49 PM

17. I'm optimistic...

 

of course it all comes down to the health of #12. Badgers? If they can grow up quickly in the secondary and get healthy on the DL it should be another great season!

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:03 PM

6. Stick my finger in a light socket.

Just about anything bu watch that sickening excuse of a human being announce his disaster of an appointment.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:05 PM

7. I'm going to clean my ears...mebbe if this is another stump speech, trim my nose hairs

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:05 PM

8. How about #11?

11. Read DU! The announcement will be (and has been) posted!

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:12 PM

10. Pssst... I have known for days who it will be:

 

Somebody sucky!

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:14 PM

12. Now THAT ain't fake news!

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:10 PM

9. I always turn off the sound when he is on. Can't listen to him. Rachel will tell me everything I

want to know and she is easy on the ears. Not to mention the psyche.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:19 PM

13. Chew aluminum foil or shave your

Head with a cheese grater?

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:21 PM

14. I'd rather do any of those things, but we are watching a recording

from PBS' The American Experience, Command and Control, about the disaster in Damascus Arkansas. A leak in one part of the fuel tank of a Titan II ICBM caused the rocket and silo to explode. Thankfully, the warhead didn't go off. If it had, pretty much all of Arkansas, southern Missouri, western Kentucky, etc would have been exposed to lethal radiation. The Titan II was the highest yield ICBM of that era.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:44 PM

16. My favorite from your list is Calculus

Its fun - really it is. Like figuring the energy of a hurricane (a double integral problem)
The energy is the cube of the wind velocity - mind boggling.
-Airplane

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Response to airplaneman (Reply #16)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:59 PM

20. I have done a fair bit of calc and diff. eq. myself.

 

I have an engineering degree... but calc was always a means to an end for me!

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:50 PM

18. Wait. What? Hair Furor was on the tee vee tonight?

Some wise ass graphics person needs to start subtitling his word salad in Russian.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:55 PM

19. K&R

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:09 PM

21. Listening to an interview of a pro athlete.

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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:13 PM

22. Get both of my knees replaced again


And go through the rehab. Without pain meds. 😩😵🤭😳

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