Here are ten things I would rather do than watch Trump's announcement:

[Still In Wisconsin]

1. Have a root canal
2. Listen to Creed at full volume
3. Calculus
4. Relive being rejected for prom twice in one day
5. Relive prom (my eventual date threw up on me)
6. Eat glass
7. Dress like MC Hammer in public (I am a middle aged white guy)
8. Wear pants four sizes too small
9. Wear a meat suit to the dog park
10. Cheer for the Chicago Bears

[MyOwnPeace]

1. If you were really serious.....

the root canal would be without novicaine!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. AND

-sunbathe naked on a 100 degree roof...w no towel.
-fix anything on a car, always the greasiest part.
-Untie a fish hook ball(rusty ones)
-burn my grocery money in the yard...for light.
-hand mow through my Impatients, and just leave them there.
-put a bandana around my eyes and walk down the highway...at night. (it'll still be 94-95 degrees)
-throw old paint from a can at my house.
etc.etc. etc.
dt? No.

[Iliyah]

3. Water the grass . . .

[yonder]

4. I'll be checking the refrigerator magnets

making sure they're still 100%. Somebody has to do it.

[a kennedy]

5. No. 10 bout made me hurl......

Huge Packer fan here.

[Still In Wisconsin]

11. Go Pack go!!!! n/t

[a kennedy]

15. and heard today the Packers AND the Badgers got pretty easy schedules for 2018......

every game is tough, but thought that was kinda nice to hear.

[Still In Wisconsin]

17. I'm optimistic...

of course it all comes down to the health of #12. Badgers? If they can grow up quickly in the secondary and get healthy on the DL it should be another great season!

[smirkymonkey]

6. Stick my finger in a light socket.

Just about anything bu watch that sickening excuse of a human being announce his disaster of an appointment.

[Demonaut]

7. I'm going to clean my ears...mebbe if this is another stump speech, trim my nose hairs

[BumRushDaShow]

8. How about #11?

11. Read DU! The announcement will be (and has been) posted!

[Still In Wisconsin]

10. Pssst... I have known for days who it will be:

Somebody sucky!

[BumRushDaShow]

12. Now THAT ain't fake news!

[Amaryllis]

9. I always turn off the sound when he is on. Can't listen to him. Rachel will tell me everything I

want to know and she is easy on the ears. Not to mention the psyche.

[bluecollar2]

13. Chew aluminum foil or shave your

Head with a cheese grater?

[Ilsa]

14. I'd rather do any of those things, but we are watching a recording

from PBS' The American Experience, Command and Control, about the disaster in Damascus Arkansas. A leak in one part of the fuel tank of a Titan II ICBM caused the rocket and silo to explode. Thankfully, the warhead didn't go off. If it had, pretty much all of Arkansas, southern Missouri, western Kentucky, etc would have been exposed to lethal radiation. The Titan II was the highest yield ICBM of that era.

[airplaneman]

16. My favorite from your list is Calculus

Its fun - really it is. Like figuring the energy of a hurricane (a double integral problem)
The energy is the cube of the wind velocity - mind boggling.
-Airplane

[Still In Wisconsin]

20. I have done a fair bit of calc and diff. eq. myself.

I have an engineering degree... but calc was always a means to an end for me!

[peekaloo]

18. Wait. What? Hair Furor was on the tee vee tonight?

Some wise ass graphics person needs to start subtitling his word salad in Russian.

[UTUSN]

19. K&R

[Sneederbunk]

21. Listening to an interview of a pro athlete.

[Grammy23]

22. Get both of my knees replaced again

And go through the rehab. Without pain meds. 😩😵🤭😳