Detainees Will Serve As Staff at Mar-a-lago

[ProudLib72]

Last edited Sat Jun 23, 2018, 11:44 PM - Edit history (1)

Reuters 6-23-18: ICE agents have reported that president Donald Trump has ordered some teenage detainees shipped to his house at Mar-a-lago to round out his staff. One agent, speaking confidentially, told reporters that the president had expressed his disapproval at how much money was being wasted on detainees without seeing any returns. "He told us that these kids should be put to good use instead of just sitting around crying for their mommies," the agent said. Reuters reached out to DHS secretary Nielsen yesterday, but she has not responded.









Or:

[Goodheart]

1. Get real.

[msongs]

2. sounds compleetely plausible to me based on current happenings nt

[FSogol]

3. No, they'll pick grapes and spray pesticides at the Trump Winery in VA. The children-slaves little

fingers are perfect to avoid bruising the delicate grapes.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

8. And spraying the grapes (Pre-Grapa)

from underneath wo bending over.

Dt will ship these kids out now to his cronies. Theres supposedly some Island Of Misfit kids where rich men like dt and his friend (is it Epstien?) go for kicks.

[GP6971]

4. If true...SICK. n/t

[rzemanfl]

5. This-

= or satire

[ProudLib72]

7. If Mineral Man can do, so can I

It is somewhat believable, though. That's what is disturbing about it. Someone posted the other day about how Mar-a-lago needed to hire 144 extra staff. Only one of those 144 was an American citizen. So I would not put it past him to try something like this.

[SharonClark]

14. If it is sarcasm, then either tag it that way or don't attribute it to Reuters.

It makes you a less credible as a poster.

[ProudLib72]

16. Meh, most DUers are familiar enough with the

that they can figure it out.

[Kajun Gal]

6. I hope this is sarcasm........

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

9. Me too.

[Ferrets are Cool]

10. This cannot be true, but then, internment camps in 2018 America can't

be true either, right?

[Demsrule86]

11. This can't be true.

[ProudLib72]

13. You are forgetting

=

[Oneironaut]

12. Then he would say, "I don't need to pay you. Your payment is Mar-A-Lago on your resume!"

[brush]

15. This can't be real. Is this from "The Onion"?

[FakeNoose]

17. Well done! LOL

[ProudLib72]

18. You just wait, though. It's actually prognostication on my part

I would not be the least bit surprised if it comes to light that this really happened (or something similar to it).