BREAKING: ABC says it will air a Conner family sitcom minus Roseanne Barr this fall.

[sunonmars]

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NEW: ABC is replacing "Roseanne" with "The Conners," a 10-episode spinoff that will feature every lead actor except Roseanne

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. How are they going to kill off her character, I wonder?

[sunonmars]

2. Falls into an enclosure at the zoo, i'll let you guess which one...

[Clarity2]

3. Burned by the stake

#witch hunt

[sunonmars]

4. Fell into a pizza oven?

[Clarity2]

15. Even better nt

[Algernon Moncrieff]

5. They won't kill her

Rehab. Off at physical therapy camp. Something.

My guess is ABC/Disney wants to leave the door open for a forgiveness scenario. Apology/seeks credible mental health help/agrees to have her Twitter professionally managed -- y'know, the same things we want from Trump.

[hlthe2b]

12. that would be my guess too.

[NewJeffCT]

6. choking to death on her own bile?

or similar?

[Cha]

26. Choking on a Hitler Cookie?

[LenaBaby61]

34. Choking on a Hitler Cookie?

💖

[Cha]

35. We're bad.. but Not as ROTTEN

as Roseanne.

💖LenaBaby

[marylandblue]

8. Deported to Russia when it turns out she was brought to the US as a baby

[OhioLiberal2008]

18. Overdose On Opiates?

Well in the next to last episode she was abusing painkillers. Maybe she'll overdose?

[Oneironaut]

23. Walked out into the sun and burned to ash

[47of74]

24. After thinking that there was beer on the sun.

[oberliner]

30. Poochie style would be funny

[dlk]

7. Opioid Overdose?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

9. Why are they so wedded to this concept?

[BigmanPigman]

10. They have been working on a deal. I am sure Roseanne will still

be involved and will make a ton of money. I wonder if her old sitcom reruns' loss of income hurt her much. She shouldn't be alllwed to cash in whether or not she is on the actual show.

[Roland99]

11. I really don't care.

Do you?

[hlthe2b]

13. Ya know... when I don't care about something, I ignore it and move along.

[Roland99]

14. Was just playing off Melanie's jacket

[hlthe2b]

17. ahh, gotch ya...

[SammyWinstonJack]

28. Ha!

[Stallion]

16. Well Now I'm Going to Have to Watch the Mess

hopefully more akin to All in the Family which dealt with the prejudices, problems and issues of the blue collar worker. Really never been a big fan of the show

[leftyladyfrommo]

19. Oh, who cares? nt

[LenaBaby61]

20. She was driving back to Lanford after picking up and dropping off her sister .....

At her house and she drove into a giant sinkhole, never to be seen again

[left-of-center2012]

21. If they keep that fake 'canned' laughter ...

I won't be watching.

It played about every 30 seconds in this season's shows,
which is a big reason I quit watching after the 2nd show.

[Oneironaut]

22. Why? That's so stupid.

[MiniMe]

25. I'm sure AC will still have to pay Rosanne Barr $$ for this series

So I certainly won't be watching it. I won't support that disgusting woman in any way whatsoever

[oberliner]

31. They reached a settlement already for an undisclosed amount

[enid602]

27. Roseanne

It will be fun to see Roseanne trying to get out of her straight jacket while watching the first episode.

[Baitball Blogger]

29. I'll watch it.

[Qutzupalotl]

32. Contracts.

[flibbitygiblets]

33. BREAKING: I don't care do u?

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