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Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:20 AM

How are YOU celebrating Donald Trump's birthday?

I put a big package in a porcelain container about an hour ago. I added a few wipes of Scott wrapping paper (because 1000 gift wraps last longer) and then I pushed a lever to send him the gift by water flow. Maybe later I'll send a duplicate! Since I'm a patriotic American I DO give a shit.

How about you?

PEACE!

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Reply How are YOU celebrating Donald Trump's birthday? (Original post)
MarianJack Jun 14 OP
onetexan Jun 14 #1
MarianJack Jun 14 #9
lark Jun 14 #2
mahatmakanejeeves Jun 14 #3
BlueJac Jun 14 #4
MarianJack Jun 14 #18
Anon-C Jun 14 #5
MarianJack Jun 14 #17
Anon-C Jun 14 #19
MarianJack Jun 14 #20
anarch Jun 14 #6
tanyev Jun 14 #7
notdarkyet Jun 14 #26
malaise Jun 14 #8
Moostache Jun 14 #10
MarianJack Jun 14 #14
CrispyQ Jun 14 #11
mainstreetonce Jun 14 #12
underpants Jun 14 #13
MarianJack Jun 14 #15
Sneederbunk Jun 14 #16
Roland99 Jun 14 #21
MarianJack Jun 14 #22
greatauntoftriplets Jun 14 #23
Varaddem Jun 14 #24
MarianJack Jun 14 #27
Demsrule86 Jun 14 #25
Turbineguy Jun 14 #28
MarianJack Jun 14 #40
Different Drummer Jun 14 #29
flotsam Jun 14 #30
smirkymonkey Jun 14 #31
MarianJack Jun 14 #32
SeattleVet Jun 14 #33
MarianJack Jun 14 #34
mokawanis Jun 14 #35
MarianJack Jun 14 #36
ornotna Jun 14 #37
GoCubsGo Jun 14 #38
JHB Jun 14 #39

Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:22 AM

1. By cussing him & his enablers for putting us thru this hell

And for separating the immigrant children from their parents

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Response to onetexan (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:32 AM

9. Hell,...

...Trump's future destination. Hopefully Chris Christy will keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds to go along with his "beautiful" chocolate cake!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:24 AM

2. I'm wearing all black and mourning.

I hate him with a purple passion, worst person in the world and idiot tool of Putin and Xi.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:24 AM

3. By noting that this is the 75th anniversary of West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:25 AM

4. I flushed a turd down the toilet!

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Response to BlueJac (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:44 AM

18. Me too!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:29 AM

5. I'm trying to get back to 1984 so I can save the United States from collapse.

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Response to Anon-C (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:43 AM

17. WHY...

...would you insult Biff by comparing him to Donald Trump?

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Reply #17)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:44 AM

19. Hello, McFly!

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Response to Anon-C (Reply #19)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:45 AM

20. Funny...



PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:30 AM

6. considering making a voodoo doll....

FDT!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:30 AM

7. Is that today? Good. I was already planning to wear black for Flag Day.

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Response to tanyev (Reply #7)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 10:00 AM

26. I'm wearing black today, too.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:31 AM

8. I love this OP

I will be watching WC Football while waiting for Cohen to be charged and Manafort to be sent to jail.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:34 AM

10. I am again praying that Gaia finds the need to explode his heart, just like any day...(n/t)

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Response to Moostache (Reply #10)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:37 AM

14. Again, let's get Chris Christie...

...to keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:35 AM

11. I'm wishing for a time machine so we can do the right thing this time.



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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:35 AM

12. I'm hugging group of parents

Of men who died in Korea in 1950 .
Then I'm having lunch with Frederic Douglas.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:36 AM

13. I'm taking a dump

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Response to underpants (Reply #13)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:39 AM

15. It sounds like he'll be getting lots of duplicate gifts.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:42 AM

16. I am celebrating Flag Day instead.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:46 AM

21. I blew my nose and cleared my colon

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Response to Roland99 (Reply #21)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:48 AM

22. Fair enough.

Donnie boy has been giving us all a collective colonoscopy since he occupied the White House.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:49 AM

23. Celebrating my favorite cousin's birthday, which is also today.

I'll have a package for him later.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:57 AM

24. So you guys

So you guys have been dropping Donald off. Or you could say taking a trump

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Response to Varaddem (Reply #24)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 10:20 AM

27. Quite right.

Don't the English refer to a fart as a "trump?"

Fitting.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 09:58 AM

25. A black armband...in mourning.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 10:41 AM

28. Great minds!

I did the same.

But there are millions of other fellow celebrants too!

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #28)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 07:58 PM

40. Too bad that all of those turds didn't actually arrive at the White House.

It could have turned it into the Brown House.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 10:48 AM

29. i took a Trump this morning. n/t

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 10:51 AM

30. I'm celebrating it the same way as Donald...

...I'm going to buy the cheapest bottle of vodka I can find and put my name on the label...then while I pound that down I'm gonna wank off to pictures of his daughter...

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Response to flotsam (Reply #30)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 11:02 AM

31. Ooooo! You are bad!



But I love it!

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Response to flotsam (Reply #30)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 11:47 AM

32. I don't think that Donald Trump wanks off to pictures of Ivanka.

I think he actually BANGS Ivanka while they send Jared out to beg for money and pick up doughnuts or "beautiful" chocolate cakes. More than likely they're also sending Chris Christy on a McDonalds run too.

Not that I can blame Ivanka that much. After all, would you want to have sex with someone resembles a rodent as much as does her husband?

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:08 PM

33. I'll stop off at a brewery this evening and raise a glass...

to NY Attorney General Barbara Underwood for her brilliant choice of birthday gifts to the Orange Grifter.

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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #33)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:40 PM

34. I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...

...I'll take a diet Pepsi instead.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:50 PM

35. Being glad he's another year older

...another year closer to not being. President.

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Response to mokawanis (Reply #35)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:54 PM

36. AND,...

...another year closer to his permanent move to a VERY hot climate in Hell. We can only hope that Chris Christie keeps bringing lots of McDonalds and "beautiful" chocolate cakes to speed the journey!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:56 PM

37. I am celebrating the birthday

Of the release of IN A GADDA DA VIDA. 50 years today!




Fuck tRump.

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 02:59 PM

38. Other than ignoring it,

not a damn thing. I am already giving that shitbag more time than he deserves just commenting here. Fuck him. (Not literally, of course. That would be gross, and you would catch syphilis and god knows what else.)

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 03:01 PM

39. By adapting the one Ayn Rand quote worth using...

I don't celebrate it at all.

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