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Thu Jun 14, 2018, 05:21 AM

Wanna work at the WH? Job Fair upcoming !

If you feel like ruining your life and reputation forever,the WH is looking not-necessarily-for-good-people, but most definitely people. Just know that as soon as you get hired (just say something nice about Spanky and you're in), you will have to hire a lawyer your first day. Also expect a call from Bobby Three Sticks for a statement at some point. What fun ! I don't know how well paid WH staffers are, so hope you have a nice savings fund to pay for that lawyer ! Best of luck to all applicants.

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Reply Wanna work at the WH? Job Fair upcoming ! (Original post)
donkeypoofed Jun 14 OP
Norbert Jun 14 #1
OnDoutside Jun 14 #2
dembotoz Jun 14 #3
underpants Jun 14 #4
Vinca Jun 14 #5

Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 05:30 AM

1. I'm afraid my social media activity would preclude me from working at the WH

Not to mention the loyalty oath I'd refuse to sign. Oh darn.

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Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 05:42 AM

2. Exclusive footage here !

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Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 06:24 AM

3. ran out of family members?

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Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 06:31 AM

4. I see that there's a gap in your employment history. Care to explain?

I was in prison.
Are you sure you weren't working for the Trump Administration?
Nope. Prison, I was definitely in prison.

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Response to underpants (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 14, 2018, 07:06 AM

5. You're hired!

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