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Just a little bit ago as I was channel surfing from ESPN and Football up to MSNBC and I hit
on Pat Robertson's 700 whack a doodle show and Pat spits out this theory:
Iran is building a missile base in Venezuela. The missiles will be armed with nuclear warheads.
And the reason Iran is doing this? They (Iran) want to have control over the Panama Canal.
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Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)I did Google on the missile base, looks like a story from last May. Most of the links look like RW sites or sources I don't recognize. As you put it here, though, from Pat's mouth, it sounds like he forgot his meds again today.
The Magistrate
(95,237 posts)The Canal is getting pretty small for modern shipping; most that go through now have just inches to spare at the locks, and many cannot fit at all.
Brother Buzz
(36,217 posts)Slated to be completed before 2015.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Canal_expansion_project
Cruise ship widths and canal dimensions have always been good fodder for sucker bets.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Isn't that in the Bible?
hunter
(38,264 posts)tabasco
(22,974 posts)He's just telling boogeyman stories to scare his idiot, gullible flock to send him money.
opihimoimoi
(52,426 posts)There must be a latta peeps out there allowing themselves the luxury of being scardy cats.
Their numbers confirm.....
Pat should be ashamed of himself for this pure psyops crap he attempts to inflict on us.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)and the damned tiny thing has now reached critical mess. Pat is a life long shit stirring girly man who has never done an honest days work in his life. All he's ever done his entire life is sponge off of others and praise himself. He's a total blood sucker. He don't pray he preys!
opihimoimoi
(52,426 posts)Noot is Moot iz wot I been saying for daze.
A Maga Grifter, hasn't had dirt under finger nails in all his life....
All he does is suck juices from anything in sight...just like a remora...a Parasitical Asshole.
He ain;t Series....Bolton is a clue...SOS?
Ginrick will never be elected with his past transgressions with doing the right thing, never mind the Bolton thing...
Peeps out there HATE Bolton.
oops, coffee is hot
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)Patty Robertson has a direct line of credit with the man upstairs and downstairs too. Three things you never want to fuck with...Patty, a rattlesnake and a condom with a hole in it! The Party Of Patty has an open line of forgivness, so it's okay for them to rob, rape, loot plunder, pillage and fornicate the Fido. The GOPers have GAWD paid off so anything goes, I spose! But that don't mean you should stop sending Father Patty your hard earned cash!
opihimoimoi
(52,426 posts)with the CONFESSION which has a cleansing mode..
The NOOT FOOLED-UM GOOD
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)for direct communication with the ultimate divine being.
Delusional old fart.
I know this to be true since the Valfather talks to me.
Kennah
(14,116 posts)Azathoth
(4,603 posts)and, as we all know, Al Qaeda is invading us through Mexico and Afghanistan is sending pregnant mothers over here so their future terrorist children will have Americna citizenship. We're doomed.
Lunacee2012
(172 posts)"Pat Robertson's 700 whack a doodle show". It's just too much fun to say.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)Really we don't have words to express how stupid this is.
So Iran is building a MISSLE base in order to send a missle airborne that would have a 20% chance of hitting its target.
It also would be easily identifiable and east to target.
Now why is that so stupid?
If you wanted to blow up the Panama Canal how would one do it?
100% accurate.
Unable to detect.
Do it for a few thousand dollars.
All you would have to do is put a bomb in a container and ship it through the canal.
It would be so easy. So Cheap. You don't need a missle.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)that guy was never in a state of not having jumped the shark.
AntiFascist
(12,792 posts)Douglas Carpenter
(20,226 posts)Fundamentlist Republic.
AverageJoe90
(10,745 posts)FUCK YOU, Pat Robertson! Somehow, I wonder if someone in Tehran is helping pay this guy..........
TheKentuckian
(24,949 posts)I don't think this one is particularly standout, thinking about his past ideas.
madokie
(51,076 posts)Peeps like him should not be on our tv's at any time except when they're led away in chains which something tells me he is worthy of
JHB
(37,132 posts)...the MiG-21's the Soviets were supposed to have shipped to Nicaragua in 1984, just before the (US) presidential election.
I hear they've recruited a notorious terrorist for their navy: it's Admiral Jack Sparrow now!
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Therefore, their hatred and whackjobbery lives on and on and on . . .
jwirr
(39,215 posts)they are probably using old patty to start the propaganda.
Capitalocracy
(4,307 posts)JitterbugPerfume
(18,183 posts)i wish I could have a scotch of compassion for him, but I can't
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Every week a brand-new flavor