The Human Epitome of Hyperbole!!! Please come CAPTION Steve ("there's only one right") Doocy!!!!

[skip fox]

Steve ("It's really very, very dark up here&quot Doocy is saying "These liberals are the most intolerant of all. . . . Why they try to impede other people's free expression of intolerance!! . . . Imagine!!!"

[Smilo]

1. Doocey-bag

"I spread hate and intolerance every day - and that's my right - so don't you liberals try and stop me!"

[skip fox]

2. "These idiots are intolerant of Chick-Fil-A's intolerance!!!

How intolerant acan your get? . . . That's like twice as bad as just being intolerant, right?"

[DefenseLawyer]

3. I'll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all.

Was stuffed with rice pudding between th' ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you've gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. - Louise, "Being There".

[deutsey]

4. He needs to bow down and thank his lord and master Satan

for FOX News...I remember when he was the reporter on a local news station where he was supposed to follow humorous, offbeat stories and, man, he sucked.

I can't imagine him lasting long if FOX hadn't come along.