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Sat May 5, 2018, 12:15 AM

Top 10 Ways Black People Keep Racism Alive, According to Wypipo

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As one of the world’s foremost experts in the field of wypipology, I am constantly searching for ways to translate my studies into real-world applications. Fortunately, there are hundreds of white people who generously take time out of their day to accuse me of being the real racist.

These scholars keep in constant contact with me to point out how I actually keep racism alive by talking about racism.
Because I am always open to sharing the wisdom of white America, I wanted to combine the practices that tartar-saucians often describe as “race-baiting” into one top 10 countdown for those who are interested in keeping racism alive.

10. Play the Victim

One of the biggest reasons racism exists is that black people love playing the victim. It has been one of the favorite Negro pastimes ever since Africans locked themselves in chains, stowed away on American cruise ships and crossed the Atlantic Ocean...

https://www.theroot.com/top-10-ways-black-people-keep-racism-alive-according-t-1825682001


The second point (penultimate point) is very appropriate.

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Reply Top 10 Ways Black People Keep Racism Alive, According to Wypipo (Original post)
ProudLib72 May 2018 OP
ismnotwasm May 2018 #1
ProudLib72 May 2018 #2
MrScorpio May 2018 #4
ProudLib72 May 2018 #5
MrScorpio May 2018 #6
ProudLib72 May 2018 #7
mythology May 2018 #8
EffieBlack May 2018 #10
WhiskeyGrinder May 2018 #3
OneGrassRoot May 2018 #9

Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2018, 12:17 AM

1. K&R

Dying here...

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #1)

Sat May 5, 2018, 12:26 AM

2. Reason 2 is pertinent to what is going on with the other Harriot posts

I don't know if I would get in trouble for posting so much of the article here, but Harriot probably wouldn't mind. He has a good sense of humor.

2. Say “White People”

Because white people are accustomed to being seen as individuals, they hate being referred to as white people. It chaps their hides. Even laughing at the caucalicious phrase “chaps their hide” is racist, as is any variation of the term “white people,” including, but not limited to, “colonizer,” “mayonaisse American,” “undermelanated,” “a citizen of Rhythmless Nation” or “a Michael Rapaportian.”


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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Sat May 5, 2018, 02:04 AM

4. I'm pretty good at triggering trolls in comment sections by lumping them in with other white people

They get mad and call me names. All I do is consider the source and persist in focusing on the subject at hand while they're too busy losing their shit.

And I always ask questions, even rhetorical ones...

I had some fun with a bunch of them about Kanye today. Ran down pretty much everything that was listed in the article.

It worked like a charm. They all eventually shut the fuck up and stopped offering their worthless, unsolicited opinions to me and moved on to greener pastures.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #4)

Sat May 5, 2018, 09:49 PM

5. Kanye certainly has confused the issue, hasn't he?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #5)

Sat May 5, 2018, 11:44 PM

6. Nope, not at all. Black people have dismissed him.

White racists, however, have now generally found a new appreciation for rap music, which most of them dismissed as trash in the past.

All it’s taken was for a famous black rapper to start kissing their lily white asses.

The situation is as clear as day.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #6)

Sun May 6, 2018, 12:10 AM

7. I should have stated that better

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I was being sarcastic. I realize there are certain people (deplorables) who feel confused by Kanye (or somehow feel proud to adopt him as one of their own). The rest of us, not so much.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #6)

Sun May 6, 2018, 07:43 AM

8. A far cry from the days when I saw DUers called racist for dismissing West

 

He's always been an idiot, nothing has changed.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Sun May 6, 2018, 08:28 AM

10. I've found that just saying "white people" causes a frenzy

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2018, 12:29 AM

3. Waiting for wypipo to get mad about the term "wypipo" in 3...2...1...

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sun May 6, 2018, 07:53 AM

9. YUUUGE K&R!!! n/t

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