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Sat Apr 28, 2018, 05:23 PM

Osteen Declines Ryan's Pastor Proffer

"Although honored by Speaker Ryan's confidence in my ability to convince the poor that poverty is God's way of saying 'shame on you'; I feel my sacred calling is running my immensely profitable MegaChurch."

So the search for a DC swamp draining Pastor continues.



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Reply Osteen Declines Ryan's Pastor Proffer (Original post)
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 OP
jberryhill Apr 2018 #1
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 #7
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 #9
jberryhill Apr 2018 #11
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 #13
jberryhill Apr 2018 #2
forgotmylogin Apr 2018 #3
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 #8
Scurrilous Apr 2018 #15
TheSmarterDog Apr 2018 #4
jberryhill Apr 2018 #5
OhNo-Really Apr 2018 #6
jberryhill Apr 2018 #10
OhioBlue Apr 2018 #12
jberryhill Apr 2018 #14

Response to OhNo-Really (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:15 PM

1. Lol

 


Well, they wanted someone to meet their “spiritual needs”. A Catholic chaplain couldn’t get that ecumenical.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:05 PM

7. My friend's friend's ex was a conspiracy theory survivalist

He and his group believed Jesuits ruined the world. seriously. He's an ex now. Sad really.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:07 PM

9. omg Vatican Gifts being advertised top and left of page. eery

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Response to OhNo-Really (Reply #9)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:46 PM

11. Who is the patron saint of conmen?

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #11)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:14 PM

13. St Harold Hill

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Response to OhNo-Really (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:15 PM

2. Jim Bakker comes with his own food!

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 07:15 PM

3. "It's like Blue Apron...

"...but it arrives at your door in a bucket!"

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:05 PM

8. Freeze dried?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:31 PM

15. LOL

And you thought communion wafers tasted bad.

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Response to OhNo-Really (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 07:23 PM

4. None of these corrupt megachurch snake-oil salesmen are dumb.

 

At least, not that dumb.

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Response to TheSmarterDog (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:29 PM

5. Have you seen Bakker lately?

 


He’s giving Rexella Van Impe a run for global village idiot.

And if you haven’t caught Jack and Rexella now that they have no cable distribution and just run a YouTube channel, you’ve been missing the weekly mystery of why that man hasn’t simply just dropped dead yet. Probably because God won’t take him and the Devil doesn’t want him either.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:02 PM

6. Oh my, could Jack & Rexella be more corny? Wisconsin accent?

https://m.


One benefit of not having cable tv is not having cable tv shows.

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Response to OhNo-Really (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:45 PM

10. They're on YouTube lately

 


Jack has has multiple health issues and is starting to look like grandpa Munster.

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Response to OhNo-Really (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:59 PM

12. I watched for 49 seconds and hit the pause. She is creepy. I can't watch anymore.

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Response to OhioBlue (Reply #12)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:24 PM

14. He's fun to watch on fast forward

 

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