"Let's call it the New Iran Deal and keep everything the same." CAPTION a pic from the state visit!!

[skip fox]

Emmanuel Macron is thinking: "Fils de pute!" (Son of a bitch!)

Donald Trump is saying: "And we'll always be there for you just like we were in WWI and WWII, when you guys were running away from the fight almost as fast as the Italians were running away from us. . . . Just like we had to clean up your mess in Vietnam. . . . But that's okay. . . . We know you were trying when you weren't crying."

Macron continues thinking: "Va te faire foutre !" (Go f*ck yourself!)

[underpants]

1. Trump: speaking of I Ran, I consider this a "work appropriate" Flock of Seagulls haircut

[Proud Liberal Dem]

2. He didn't really say this did he?

And yes, I believe that it is something that he *could* have said.

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport,

but yes, we try to channel our subject's essence to satirize his or her cupidity, gullibility, meanness of spirit, penury of thought, etc.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

4. Well-played!