Call and schedule a tour of Mar-A-Lago!!

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@poop_weasel
Since Trump has declared Mar-A-Lago the "Southern White House," I think it's fair to assume that taxpayers are entitled to a free tour.

Call and schedule your free tour today. And, sure, the receptionist may act like your request is ridiculous, but be persistent!

561-832-2600

10:49 AM - Apr 22, 2018

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Thanks for the reminder that we need to VOTE FOR ANY DEMOCRAT

[BobTheSubgenius]

2. A not-entirely facetious suggestion, I bet.

I'd fall over in a dead faint if Maga Lardo complied, but it's a great stunt that costs virtually nothing and puts no one in any danger, either physically or legally.

The very best outcome would be Pee Diddler tweeting what remains of his brains out. Something to the effect of "Fake! It's a stunt!" and "Do they really think I'd let riff raff tour my club?"

And then the realization that "riff raff" means the American populace.

[Vinca]

3. Sorry, I don't want to catch anything. You never know where Don has been.

[secondwind]

4. Better yet, call and schedule a tour and don't show up! n/t

[YOHABLO]

5. The place is haunted by Marjorie Merriweather Post. The cereal queen.