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Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:49 AM

Ever the romantic husband, Donald is making up to Melania for all his tawdry affairs.

Ever the romantic husband, Donald is making up to Melania for all his tawdry affairs by using her birthday to score cash. If you sign Melania’s Birthday Card, you'll be hit up for money, not for a gift for her, but for Donald to squander on more incompetent lawyers. Ah, l’amour!


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Reply Ever the romantic husband, Donald is making up to Melania for all his tawdry affairs. (Original post)
mahatmakanejeeves Monday OP
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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:51 AM

1. "I wouldn't be the man I am today without her"

Cheap shot at your own wife, dude.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:49 PM

13. So, she's to blame, then, looks like. n/t

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:54 AM

2. She looks so tense in that photo

All of her muscles looked tensed while she is dancing with him.

No smile, no relaxing in her husband's arms.

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:14 PM

10. No wonder: he's obviously threatening to punch her in the jaw

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:07 PM

15. Sure does. Definitely not a look of love. nt

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:54 AM

3. That's the best picture they can find?

He's smirking and she is looking away in disgust.

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:15 PM

11. My VERY first impression when I looked at the "love note"...LOL!

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:12 PM

16. Here's the scary part:

It probably WAS the best picture they could find.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:55 AM

4. Is this the expiration date birthday?

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:55 AM

5. Fake sincerity as always.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:58 AM

6. Wow.

The picture says it all.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 11:59 AM

7. I thought it was letting her drive the hospitality cart while he's golfing.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:06 PM

8. If it weren't for her russian contacts

I wouldn't be the man I am today!

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:10 PM

9. The birthday card tweet reads like someone copied it off of a Hallmark card.

"....I wouldn't be the man I am today without her by my side. She's the cornerstone of our family......blah, blah, blah.."

It reads like a greeting card you buy at the store.

That marriage is so dead he can't even find anything personal to say about her.

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Response to madaboutharry (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:46 PM

19. What do you mean? Many are saying they are the most affectionate couple in history!

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 12:23 PM

12. Ever the con, Donald knows all the angles.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:04 PM

14. Evidently the last almost romantic photo they found

Is of them dancing during the inauguration. And she was stiff as a board. Or would that be bored stiff?

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:28 PM

17. Ugh, he gives the word repulsive a whole new meaning.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:43 PM

18. Notice how she is looking away and both have flat line mouth grimaces


That is not love; it is "let's just get this photo op over quickly".

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 01:52 PM

20. Putin might object to Trump showering so much attention on First Lady.

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 02:10 PM

21. Ugh!

Skin crawling anyone?

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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 02:10 PM

22. How to celebrate your wife's birthday

Knock her out with a sucker punch to the jaw.



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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 02:24 PM

23. Ever the romantic husband..........





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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 02:26 PM

24. The cash he's raising off his wife's b'day is used to pay off the women that

he had sex with.

And they say that romance is dead.

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