Comey: Trump asked me to investigate 'pee tape' to reassure Melania

[fleur-de-lisa]

NEIL SLOANE @postsloane

James @Comey: @realDonaldTrump asked me to investigate 'pee tape' to reassure @FLOTUS Melania https://nyp.st/2EHmsWR via @nypost

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[MelissaB]

1. Filed under more shit you just can't make up.

Lordy!

[marble falls]

18. Jeebus crisp. I'll be glad when cheetolini exits the scene.

[rzemanfl]

2. I can never keep NY papers straight. Is this one reliable? n/t

[Yavin4]

4. The NY Post?

Very pro Trump.

[marylandblue]

10. Very conservative but they hate Trump

And like embarrassing headlines.

[djg21]

14. Last time I posted a real news article from the Post in LBN

It was locked by the DU thought police after eliciting a number of replies because the Post supposedly is not a reliable news source (it was a largely factual story that was accurately reported).

The NY Post is a tabloid owned by Murdoch, but it is one of NYC’s major newspapers. Putting aside the yellow journalism, it does from time to time report news, along with celebrity gossip and a constant flow of stories about beautiful female school teachers (usually in Florida) sleeping with their young students.

[Cha]

21. They hate trump, yes.. I saw a front page

from them around here a couple of weeks ago that I couldn't believe it was from them on trump.

It's a Murdoch paper.. I think it was about his burning building. Another tragedy hanging over his head.

[Corgigal]

3. Reassure Melania.

Ha, like he ever gave a damn. Someone was curious if it was real.

[NightWatcher]

5. and by "investigate" he meant find out if the camera was running and who has it now

[EffieBlack]

12. Exactly. Because if it didn't happen, what is there to investigation?

[Angry Dragon]

6. Trump does not know if he peed??(sp)

[Kirk Lover]

7. Yeah....WTF is this about?

[chelsea0011]

8. Trust is not part of that marriage.

[EffieBlack]

9. I don't think I'd need an FBI investigation to reassure me that my hubby doesn't like to be peed on

Just saying.

[pnwest]

11. "Investigate" pee tape? If no possibility of one existing, one would not need to

ask to "investigate"...amiright? To paraphrase "Lordy, please let there be peepee tapes!"

[Scurrilous]

13. ...

[procon]

15. Yeah, that sounds believable. Lots of men must ask the FBI to

do a background check on them to reassured the little woman that they aren't doing kinky sex stunts with Russian prostitutes... happens all the time. At least Trump didn't start with, "Say, I have this friend -- good man -- but can you... "

[riversedge]

16. Now listen, I need to know if proof exists that I did this thing that I very much did not do but ju

Parker Molloy
?Verified account @ParkerMolloy
58m58 minutes ago

Why would you have to ask the FBI Director to investigate the existence of a tape starring you if you didn’t do what people think is on the tape?

#ThePeeTapeIsReal
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Parker Molloy
?Verified account @ParkerMolloy

“Now listen, I need to know if proof exists that I did this thing that I very much did not do but just want to make sure it wasn’t caught on camera though again I did not do it.”
5:01 PM - 12 Apr 2018 from Chicago, IL

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[riversedge]

17. I think Melania is going to have another few weeks off.

[UTUSN]

19. And here we thought SHITLER wasn't a *thoughtful* kind of guy!1

[PufPuf23]

20. Slovenian pee only. The

Most tasteless post I have ever made at DU and probably internet.