Meet Trump's new Press Assistant (not from the onion)

[Botany]

Washington (CNN)The White House press office is getting a bit more Sunshine these days -- former Disney Channel star Caroline Sunshine, that is. She's joining the team as a press assistant.

Sunshine, 22, is known for her role alongside Zendaya as Tinka Hessenheffer in "Shake It Up," a Disney Channel show about teen dancers that ran from 2010 to 2013. She was also in the 2010 film "Marmaduke," among other roles.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/27/politics/caroline-sunshine-white-house/index.html

[Wednesdays]

1. I wish her luck.

[HipChick]

2. 22? Hope she has funds for a lawyer as part of her employment package...

[Ohiogal]

3. Really must be getting difficult

to find anyone willing to work in that shitstorm these days!

[Eyeball_Kid]

8. I told my 4 year-old grandson to work up a resume. He's got an authentic laugh.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. He does love his blondes. Just sayin'. nt

[eShirl]

5. I hope she doesn't remind Trump of his daughter.

[Botany]

7. Dyed blond hair, whitened teeth, and at least one nose job

[Eyeball_Kid]

10. Trumpy gets into an indulgent reverie and anything can happen. He can't control himself...

... kissing and all. We know the rest of the story.

Good morning Ms. Sunshine! You'll brighten up his day!

[radical noodle]

6. From Storms to Sunshine

[MoonRiver]

13. DUzy!

[radical noodle]

21. Thanks!

[MoonRiver]

22. ...

[Freethinker65]

9. She has all of the qualifications necessary

[Botany]

11. Ms. Tinka Hessenheffer

[MoonRiver]

12. Hope she knows to never be alone with that perv.

[OregonBlue]

14. That poor young woman. They are gonna grind her up and spit her out.

[Botany]

15. This could be a career killer

Ms. Sunshine is now social director on the Titanic.

[OregonBlue]

18. This is a mean and ugly administration. I doubt she's tough enough. Not many are.

[Botany]

19. She might very soon be like Traudl Junge who became Hitler's personal secretary for the ...

.... last years of WW II in Germany. See the movie Downfall.

I'm betting that either her friends and or family will find a way for her to get out ASAP.
She is way in over her head with this crowd of crooks.

[MineralMan]

16. She's going to rock the Presidential Pants Steamer

"Get the machine, Sunshine!"

She'll need a set of executive knee pads, too, I'm sure, to cushion them while steaming Trump's pants.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. An appropriate choice for a Mickey Mouse operation.

She should get along well with new National Security Adviser Captain Kangaroo.

[area51]

20. Welcome to the jungle.