"After fasting in the desert for 40 seconds, I had a revelation on this very issue. Turns out that if our republican family values role model, Dirty Donny, is into it, then it would be OK, because IOKIYAR**" - P. White (R) DD's spiritual advisor
* aka Comrade Casino, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief
** Sexual escapades, lying, cheating, and treason are all OK if you are a republican
Dirty Donny getting jiggy with his "special spiritual advisor" Paula (send me money) White:
and she'd be perfect - 30 years old is right in Trump's sweet spot (Stormy was 29, I think, and McDougal a few years older?)
But the UNster is probably thinking: "The Spanky Wanky thingy may be integral to republican family values, but - ugh - I find it repulsive."