DU CHALLENGE! Complete this sentence: "Don Jr. was so cheap that..." (Vanessa says he is)

[Miles Archer]

Don Jr. was so cheap that Vanessa Trump had to ask her mom for money: report



https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/don-jr-cheap-vanessa-trump-ask-mom-money-report/

Page Six reported Monday that according to friends, Trump Jr.’s soon-to-be ex-wife is divorcing him because he “treats her like a second-class citizen,” and kept her on a much “tighter budget” than one would expect.

“He gives her very little help and has been keeping her on a tight budget,” a source close to the divorce told Page Six. “She doesn’t live a lavish life and can very rarely pick up a check at dinner.”

Sources also say that the couples’ problems go as far back as 2005, before their marriage — and that Vanessa was shopping around for divorce lawyers before her husband’s father won the election in 2016.

“She was interviewing divorce lawyers before [Trump’s presidency],” another source said. “No one thought he’d win. He won and she decided to stay until his term is over. But she just couldn’t stand it any more.”

[SummerSnow]

1. Cheap mofo...

[NCTraveler]

2. Sometimes it's too difficult to beat reality.

"Don Jr. was so cheap that Vanessa Trump had to ask her mom for money."

[malaise]

3. that his family was forced to eat

the dead elephants and tigers he slaughtered

[rzemanfl]

4. They had to eat the skin off the summer sausage. n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

5. He would reuse his condoms until they were proven ineffective when his wife would get pregnant.

[Sophia4]

6. Well, he may have to offer her good alimony and a no contest divorce or

file his income and expense sheets, his estimation of his worth in court.

At least that is the choice he would probably face in California.

[Mr. Ected]

7. For Christmas, he always bought his Dad gloves from the discount bin at Gap Kids. -eom

[jmowreader]

8. ...he reuses toilet paper

[Kirk Lover]

9. I'm not trusting this on face value. I will reserve final judgement. I still suspect this

whole divorce is a ruse. Great idea to put out some marital trouble stories.

[lunatica]

11. Trump divorces are the livelihood of the rags

I bet this one will be no different. It will be fought out in public through third party, “He said this and that...” and “Her friends say she said this and that...” gossip.

That’s one way for the wives and women to get their side of the stories out. It’s the same for Melania. We keep hearing her friends tell us how unhappy she is, but we hear nothing from her directly.

[Kirk Lover]

12. That's if it's even true. Maybe they are doing this to transfer assets to her and

to provide for the children. Jr knows his crimes, he knows they are going to take whatever money he has etc.
The whole divorce could very well be total bullshit...so that's why I'm just going to have to wait until I fully form an opinion.

[mercuryblues]

15. My thought too.

A sham divorce to convince the court to give her loads of assets to live off from after enRICO comes to visit.

[dflprincess]

16. If they settle it all very quickly then we'll know it's a sham

if it drags on then maybe it's for real.

[lunatica]

21. Form an opinion?

Who can form an opinion when something comes along to contradict what was just said five minutes ago?

The Trumps have lost a great deal of the cloak of darkness they counted on to hide their nefarious dealings, though they still believe no one can see them. Whatever dealings they have will be dug up by journalists they’ve stupidly been insulting.

We’ll see.

[JI7]

22. what are his Assets ? i understand what you are saying but at the same time this

actually confirms what we have heard about them not actually having that much wealth.

at least not enough that they could easily buy anything they wanted.

[grantcart]

10. He regifted the "Trump Ties" he got from his brother to her for Christmas/birthdays

[dalton99a]

13. Did anyone figure out where he got this outfit

[ck4829]

14. He says that not eating every day and not having heat is "owning the libs"

[Tanuki]

17. He proposed at the Short Hills Mall so he could get the $100k diamond ring for free

And that's the truth!

https://nypost.com/2004/11/12/trump-jr-is-the-cheapest-gazillionaire-heirhead-proposes-with-free-100g-ring/

..."Yesterday, in what has to be one of the cheesiest wedding proposals on record, Donald Jr. hunkered down on bended knee to officially present his fiancée, Vanessa Haydon, with a $100,000 engagement ring – one that sources say the cheapskate son wrangled for free.

Paparazzi and TV camera crews were the only guests “invited” to the less-than-romantic Short Hills Mall in New Jersey for the taste-deprived ceremony.

It was there, in the Bailey, Banks & Biddle jewelry store, the 4-carat emerald-cut diamond ring – framed by two trapezoid diamonds and set in a platinum mounting boasting another 56 diamonds – was unveiled.

The quid pro quo for the free ring, a Post source said, hinged on an agreement that Donald Jr. make himself available for promotional opportunities."....(more)

[Generic Brad]

18. He's so cheap that he won't pay attention

[Xolodno]

19. Don Jr. was so cheap that...

..he bought her a Cubic Zirconia engagement ring and then wanted her to reimburse him.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. ... that he would buy the Chinese version of Axe Body Spray in

bulk. In spite of the the main ingredient being asbestos.

[Skittles]

23. here's an idea, Vanessa

GO GET A FUCKING JOB