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Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:08 PM

Trump thought foreplay was something to do with golf, says Stormy Daniels

Trump thought ‘foreplay’ was something to do with golf, says Stormy Daniels

Donald Trump has been put on blast by former lover and porn star Stormy Daniels after she criticised his rushed, haphazard approach to love making.

After several brief encounters with the future president, Stormy asked Donald why he never engaged in foreplay with her.

His answer took her back.

‘When I asked him about foreplay, he said that women weren’t allowed on the golf courses he frequented,’ said Daniels.

Stormy, who was paid $130,000 in hush money to keep quiet about her affair with Trump, also said that the president’s ‘driver’ came some way short of satisfying her.

‘It was less of a driver and more of a putter,’ she said.

President Trump has refused to comment on the accusations as he’s currently on the golf course having a conversation about foreplay with a very confused caddy.

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Reply Trump thought foreplay was something to do with golf, says Stormy Daniels (Original post)
Rollo Mar 2018 OP
The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2018 #1
Rollo Mar 2018 #3
True Dough Mar 2018 #2
Rollo Mar 2018 #4
IluvPitties Mar 2018 #5

Response to Rollo (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:12 PM

1. Satire, but fairly believable.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:19 PM

3. Especially the comment about drivers and putters...

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Response to Rollo (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:19 PM

2. I think he was more concerned

about getting a hole in one.

But I wish she would have clubbed him!

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Response to True Dough (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:22 PM

4. Apparently he kept on hitting the ball into the pond...

...because he wanted to play water sports...

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Response to Rollo (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 12:25 PM

5. Romantic he is not.

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