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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAll Right DU'ers, It's 'Fess-Up Time.
Which one of you evil geniuses went undercover as a Republican campaign strategy adviser, got hired by the Romney staff, and is writing completely insane things for Mitt to say in public, making him sound totally demented to millions of people?
I know it's one of you crazy bastards.
I suspect you worked for Herman Cain and Michelle Bachmann, too.
PM me, I can keep a secret.
quaker bill
(8,224 posts)but the credit is not mine, and I really don't think my imagination would have been up to the task.
GoCubsGo
(32,075 posts)Maybe Louie Gohmert, too.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)DevonRex
(22,541 posts)TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)progressoid
(49,946 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)think of things that asinine to say
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Help me out, I'm running out of material, guys.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Tell Mitt that everyone who is anyone wears a top hat and monocle, it's the current "in thing" when on the Continent.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)I think you deserve the job.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I'm like that. Helpful.
eShirl
(18,479 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)Ahahahahahahahahaha
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)It's always the quiet ones.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Dumbass
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Make Mitt say "Rama-lama-ding-dong!" at the Wailing Wall, and that will be all the proof I need.
babylonsister
(171,035 posts)relayerbob
(6,537 posts)It takes years of practice to be as useless as a Rmoney
DearAbby
(12,461 posts)and I prayed really really hard. Don't blame me if God has an awesome sense of humor, 'cause I could never think of something this great!
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)but I have been part of the EEVVVIILLLL Media, covering them... hey, took one for the team and covered Ron Paul when he came to town.
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Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I'd rather hope that they are actually being punked, than think they are so out of touch to actually believe that what Mitt is babbling is perfectly rational.
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TBF
(32,004 posts)off his mailing list. Either one of my family/friends think it is very funny, or Romney is seriously slamming Texas with his mailings.
hue
(4,949 posts)Jessy169
(602 posts)Chances are we are witnessing a man who's capability for self-embarrassment is unlimited. And from the looks of it, he's just now waking up to that fact. It must be a very rude awakening for him and his team. He must now be coming to the conclusion that the more he keeps his mouth shut, the better off he is.
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Jessy169
(602 posts)Man, it's gnarly.
Can't wait to catch another whiff!
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)is pretty much limitless, I have to admit that I recognize a kindred spirit in Mittens.
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Well, just having tapped my Swiss bank account - I was flush with lotsa Benjis. Michele helped count them out and allowed as how she'd not seen THAT much cash since she'd gotten their last farm subsidy check. So Marcus dimmed the lights, danced around me a few times while Michele chanted in tongues. Fifteen minutes later, the light came back up and I was showed the door. I gotta say - I think it worked. I was feelin' NO kinda gaiety as I walked out into the night.
Then, just as I was unlocking my Bentley, Ms. Bachmann came running up to me. Sorta breathless like, she allowed as how an impressionable sucker like me might be JUST Right as a strategist for a rich friend of hers she was advising. It's not like I really needed the money. And I confess I'm having trouble now - what with the giggling that starts to overcome me when I hear my boss spout the ridiculous crap I've composed for him to say. I may have to sneak off to Minnesota for another round of "treatment".
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You've never been "bubbly".
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Beans for dinner - then a spell in a hot tub.....
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Hope there are no open flames nearby.
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)..."Claymore"?
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)+1 for the reference.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)JHB
(37,156 posts)...after a while, the rats fuck back.
klook
(12,151 posts)My future self retroactively reprogrammed "his" central control module to self-destruct.
Botany
(70,447 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)zeemike
(18,998 posts)This is a top secret operation by the DUIA code name Seamus and they are deep undercover.
so someone alert and get this thread locked before some one gets eleminated....please...lose lips stinks up chips.
malaise
(268,698 posts)It wasn't me
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)what sounds crazy to us usually makes sense to them and their voters.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)The Romney camping and Romney himself being so incompetent.
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)just kidding!
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)I think they get paid by the turd, not the word.
Rhiannon12866
(204,779 posts)That's my guess...
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)I invented pizza shortly after I invented batshit crazy.