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Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:35 PM

Is there a new, New Testament ? Because republican Jesus is a prick.

Not really that religious, but have republicans printed a new bible? Just seems to be not much Christ in these Christians!!!! Apologies to all you non religious members. And Christian teachings are suppose to be their strong point. Wow.

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Reply Is there a new, New Testament ? Because republican Jesus is a prick. (Original post)
pwb Feb 2018 OP
dchill Feb 2018 #1
pwb Feb 2018 #2
hatrack Feb 2018 #3
RandomAccess Feb 2018 #4
haele Feb 2018 #5
pwb Feb 2018 #13
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2018 #6
Snake Plissken Feb 2018 #7
safeinOhio Feb 2018 #9
SamKnause Feb 2018 #8
safeinOhio Feb 2018 #10
Initech Feb 2018 #11
Best_man23 Feb 2018 #12
dchill Feb 2018 #14

Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:35 PM

1. Yes. The Mulligan Bible.

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Response to dchill (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:36 PM

2. good one

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:47 PM

3. It was revealed after they translated the IOKIYAR Scrolls

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:53 PM

4. You're not the first who noticed --

 









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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 03:54 PM

5. No, the Republican Jesus is Paul in a Jesus Suit.

He made all sorts of excuses and arguments to prop himself up as the only real mouthpiece of The One True Gawd when trying to make money off - err, "convert" all the poor Gentile schmucks unhappy with Imperial Rome. He also was the primary push separating Christianity from Judaism, even as he and his fellow-travelers were co-opting the Talmud for the "Old Testament portion of their church teachings.

When you do a little study, you find that early Church politics had very little to do with the supposed teachings of Christ - just as most modern "Evangelical" or "Reformed" Christianity and similar Christianist movements (i.e., Mormons, 7th Day Adventists, Jehovah's Witnesses) have very little to do with those teachings.
They're all about using the Fear of God and Death to gain power within the group and over converts.

Haele

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Response to haele (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 06:19 PM

13. Right, Paul was not a real apostle.

More a writer i guess.

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:04 PM

6. Duh! Where have you been? "Blessed are the job creators for they

shall inherit the earth.......... and rule over the parasite takers, losers and haters, who do not understand the burdens of their betters.
Also remember that when you're blessed by the Lord the maidens will let you do anything you wish. Take them by their "sin holes"."

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:06 PM

7. The Gospel according to Ayn Rand

That is the official Bible of the Republican Party

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Response to Snake Plissken (Reply #7)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:32 PM

9. There is a book about Ayn Rand

with a sub tile of. The Gosple According to Joh Gault, great read. I donít think righ wing Christians would like it or her one bit. She hated religion more than Marx.

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:07 PM

8. It is called The Prosperity Gospel.

It is evil, just like Republicans.

Check it out and it will answer all of your questions.

The Prosperity Gospel.

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Response to SamKnause (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:36 PM

10. The redletterbible.org is an interesting

group. Focus on the the words of Jesus, rather than the OT, with a somewhat critical eye toward Paul. Take that away and you have the true Christians.

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Response to SamKnause (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:40 PM

11. God wants you to buy our shit!

And if you don't, he will change from the loving God into the spitefu, vengeful asshole republicans fear!

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Response to pwb (Original post)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 04:57 PM

12. I wish someone who draws cartoons would do a republican Jesus series

Problem is it would likely PO the fundies so much they would come after the cartoonist(s).

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Response to Best_man23 (Reply #12)

Wed Feb 14, 2018, 06:35 PM

14. Here you go - courtesy of Al Franken!

http://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx

It's from "Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them-A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken"

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