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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:17 PM

White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers






WASHINGTON—In an effort to make the frequent festivities for departing staffers more efficient, White House officials announced Tuesday that the administration is now just holding one continuous going-away party. “Instead of throwing a send-off celebration for Rob Porter and Rick Dearborn only to turn around and do it again a week later, we will now simply hold around-the-clock gatherings with light refreshments and cupcakes to honor whoever left the administration most recently,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, adding that employees may now join their coworkers at any time of day in the permanently decorated White House kitchen where a never-ending stream of staffers will announce that this is their last day, perpetually deliver farewell speeches, and constantly pass around and sign goodbye cards for continuously departing coworkers. “In order to avoid another situation like when we had three separate get-togethers in one week for Sean Spicer, Michael Short, and Reince Priebus, aides may now enjoy a cup of soda, don a party hat, reminisce over fond memories together, and say their farewells whenever it is convenient for them.” Huckabee-Sanders added that she looks forward to seeing everyone in the kitchen, where she expects to be honored shortly.


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Reply White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers (Original post)
kpete Feb 2018 OP
Marie Marie Feb 2018 #1
badhair77 Feb 2018 #2
FSogol Feb 2018 #3
Skittles Feb 2018 #4
Gothmog Feb 2018 #5
Binkie The Clown Feb 2018 #6
dchill Feb 2018 #7
mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2018 #8
kairos12 Feb 2018 #9
Javaman Feb 2018 #10
ornotna Feb 2018 #11
Gabi Hayes Feb 2018 #12

Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:19 PM

1. Love that pic!

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:25 PM

2. Very funny. Love the hats. That crew looks really festive - real party animals.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:28 PM

3. K&R n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:36 PM

4. have they even been there long enough to be party-worthy?

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:37 PM

5. I love the Onion

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:19 PM

6. They need a conveyor belt out the back door to keep the traffic moving smoothly. nt

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:33 PM

7. Priceless!

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:36 PM

8. The Costco in Pentagon City is going to have to extend its hours, so that White House staffers

can come in at 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning to pick up the sheet cakes that they ordered and to get a few pallets of three-liter bottles of store brand cola and root beer.

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:36 PM

9. Don't even need clowns. They got that covered.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:47 PM

10. this has been posted over all the doors in the white house...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:52 PM

11. Who knew

that dunce caps came in so many colors.

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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 09:52 PM

12. I heard theyre giving them each an E-fistful of bitcoins as a go-away present!

 

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