Evangelicals said God told them to vote for Trump.

[PdxSean]

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Proof positive of America’s mental health crisis.

[democratisphere]

1. What are they drinkin' or smokin'?!

They are hearing some crazy sh't!

[yuiyoshida]

2. I am sure they are not smoking weed...

never had the kind of reaction ever while smoking weed.

[democratisphere]

3. Then it's got to be somethin' like 'shine or Russian hackers got into their iPods!

[Initech]

30. I'm guessing a combination of meth, bath salts, and possibly opioids thrown in the mix.

[pansypoo53219]

4. THEY WANT THE END TIMES NOW! and shithead w/ be that bad.

[dawg day]

5. At some point, God's going to do a press conference--

"Stop blaming me! I voted for Clinton!"

[irisblue]

6. You got a source or citation for your statement?

Fun is fun but......

[ProfessorGAC]

7. They Misunderstood

God said "don't". They missed that word. Now god is very upset with them

[Pholus]

8. Proof that God Hates Evangelicals!

[Vinca]

9. I've wondered if, in their bizarre thinking, they believe Trump IS the second coming.

Watch Pence when he appears with Trump at an event. The look of adoration in his eyes is like nothing I've ever seen before.

[Corgigal]

10. Might want to ask

Your God why he's a racist? Since he made all the colors of the humans. Let me know what he tells you.

[Le Gaucher]

11. Michelle Bachmann came on TV after pussygate, invoking God to defend Trump

This was on Chris Matthews show. There was only other lady.. can't remember her name who was just laying into the Nutty Lady.

Bachmann's point was God works in mysterious ways .. He sometimes chooses an imperfect messenger or some crap like that..

They are fucking mental. Sad that their voters count same as or more than mine.

[kentuck]

12. Man, I don't want anything to do with their God !

They haven't even read the Bible. And if they did, they did not comprehend a word that Jesus spoke..

[milestogo]

13. They need a smarter God.

[tanyev]

14. Funny how God's orders always get delivered by f**kers like Pat Robertson or Robert Jeffress.

[SamKnause]

15. Did any of them record god's voice ??? No.

Is his voice only audible to them ??? Yes. They hear voices.

Proof positive your god is an ignorant ass if these are his instructions.

[superpatriotman]

16. Two words - Baker Act

[Maeve]

17. god gets blamed for a lot of stupid things

Lucky for them, he has the patience of a saint...

[Hoyt]

18. That alone should cause these so-called "Christians" to question their faith and religion.

[sinkingfeeling]

19. If I believed in nonsense, I'd say they have been taken in by the

Great Deceiver, Satan, pretending to be God.

[kacekwl]

20. That's what happens when you let

someone else do your thinking for you. God , faux news , Rush , fake Christian tv hucksters.

[Wounded Bear]

21. Excuse me?

[shockey80]

22. God told me evangelicals are fucking idiots.

[McCamy Taylor]

23. Putin is their god?

[Kirk Lover]

24. Well what else did he say, what else did he say? I mean God speaks and all he

says is vote for RUMP? Everything that touches tRUMP turns to shit...and now God's been conned! That's it God has lost all credibility with me.

[ck4829]

25. Kick

[Squinch]

26. God tells a lot of them to sleep around too. Sometimes with underage boys and girls.

God is weird that way.

[Afromania]

27. me thinks they need to get somebody out there to check their lines.

I don't think the message is coming through very clearly.

[Zoonart]

28. If the voices inside your head...

told you to vote for tRump... you are listening to the wrong voices.

[raccoon]

29. It wasn't God that told them that, it was the Devil. nt