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Dear F*cking Lunatic: An open letter to Donald Trump
Dec 29, 2017 7:22pm EST by Aldous J Pennyfarthing
Like most of you, I read Donald Trumps recent New York Times interview with mouth immutably agape. Then I read this part:
Yeah, China. Chinas been. I like very much President Xi. He treated me better than anybodys ever been treated in the history of China. You know that.
And fuck me sideways with John Holmes fossilized dick, that was quite enough. I'd long since surpassed my recommended yearly allowance of crazy, and as if prodded by some divine imprimatur, this open letter to our president poured like incandescent dung from a Chernobyl reindeers asshole:
I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldnt get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China a country thats only 2,238 years old, give or take.
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of that stripper really likes me only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, its been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state short and fat. How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman a former friend, no less of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostys magic hat yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted with evident fucking glee to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable or even marginally civil to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platos World of Forms.
So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.
Sincerely,
Everyone

BigmanPigman
(52,561 posts)"fucking moron" this past year.
Motley13
(3,867 posts)
Iahotdog
(119 posts)But I feel you were a little too easy on him........lol
TheCowsCameHome
(40,230 posts)*sniff* I need two tissues for this one.
underpants
(188,634 posts)Oh that was classic.
malaise
(280,820 posts)Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He/she left a few things out, but otherwise it's pretty good.
onecaliberal
(36,594 posts)Stinky The Clown
(68,504 posts)
yonder
(10,035 posts)AwakeAtLast
(14,294 posts)


mnhtnbb
(32,274 posts)Damn. What I would give to make Trump sit and listen to it read to him on national TV.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)His reply would be to vacuously thunder:
"And what does all that say about Crooked Hillary, who I beat in a Landslide, the biggest electoral victory in US History, believe me ... believe me ... "
TNNurse
(7,225 posts)But the GOP and his cult seem to have some control.
sellitman
(11,694 posts)🤗
wendyb-NC
(4,031 posts)That letter is the awesome, absolute truth! What an unrelenting nightmare it has been.
dalton99a
(86,414 posts)mgardener
(1,953 posts)But, when you accuse the person of doing exactly what you are doing in a letter?
Doesn't work.
The letter is as insulting as he is with language that is more inflammatory. Trading insults with insults, how does that help?
Might make a person feel better to write that letter, but it would never change a trump supporters support of Trump.
N_E_1 for Tennis
(11,249 posts)It's written in a language he could understand. It won't quiet him, but nothing will.
Pure stress relief.
So over the "When they go low...." line of belief.
Time to fight in the same way that they do.
SalmonChantedEvening
(32,021 posts)"a rancid paella of all four."
tiptonic
(765 posts)That pretty much sums it up. Hope to see more from u in the future.
Ilsa
(62,493 posts)
"...looks like Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostys magic hat..."



burrowowl
(18,120 posts)marieo1
(1,402 posts)I love it and it's the total truth!!
bdamomma
(67,350 posts)endorsed by the KKK too.
2018 instead of progressing into something better we have this POS to contend with.
Remember he wants to break our will and we cannot let him. He can take that "winner" attitude of his and shove it.
paulkienitz
(1,387 posts)The Genealogist
(4,738 posts)PatrickforO
(15,162 posts)No need to add more. He's a con man and a traitor.
LittleGirl
(8,566 posts)and copied one of my favorite liberals. She loved it too!
FM123
(10,192 posts)msdogi
(430 posts)You speak for so many, thanks
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)
Drifter
(4,751 posts)Winner!