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Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:26 PM

Dear F*cking Lunatic: An open letter to Donald Trump

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Dear F*cking Lunatic: An open letter to Donald Trump
Dec 29, 2017 7:22pm EST by Aldous J Pennyfarthing


Like most of you, I read Donald Trump’s recent New York Times interview with mouth immutably agape. Then I read this part:

“Yeah, China. … China’s been. … I like very much President Xi. He treated me better than anybody’s ever been treated in the history of China. You know that.”

And fuck me sideways with John Holmes’ fossilized dick, that was quite enough. I'd long since surpassed my recommended yearly allowance of crazy, and as if prodded by some divine imprimatur, this open letter to our “president” poured like incandescent dung from a Chernobyl reindeer’s asshole
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Dear Fucking Lunatic,

I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take.

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.

So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,

Everyone

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Reply Dear F*cking Lunatic: An open letter to Donald Trump (Original post)
babylonsister Jan 2018 OP
BigmanPigman Jan 2018 #1
Motley13 Jan 2018 #2
Iahotdog Jan 2018 #3
TheCowsCameHome Jan 2018 #4
underpants Jan 2018 #5
malaise Jan 2018 #6
smirkymonkey Jan 2018 #7
onecaliberal Jan 2018 #8
Stinky The Clown Jan 2018 #9
yonder Jan 2018 #13
AwakeAtLast Jan 2018 #18
mnhtnbb Jan 2018 #10
mr_lebowski Jan 2018 #20
TNNurse Jan 2018 #11
sellitman Jan 2018 #12
wendyb-NC Jan 2018 #14
dalton99a Jan 2018 #15
mgardener Jan 2018 #16
N_E_1 for Tennis Jan 2018 #23
SalmonChantedEvening Jan 2018 #17
tiptonic Jan 2018 #19
Ilsa Jan 2018 #21
burrowowl Jan 2018 #22
marieo1 Jan 2018 #24
bdamomma Jan 2018 #25
paulkienitz Jan 2018 #26
The Genealogist Jan 2018 #27
PatrickforO Jan 2018 #28
LittleGirl Jan 2018 #29
FM123 Jan 2018 #30
msdogi Jan 2018 #31
Scurrilous Jan 2018 #32
Drifter Jan 2018 #33

Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:34 PM

1. This sounds like one of the dozen emails I sent to the

"fucking moron" this past year.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:36 PM

2. OMG, perfect, just perfect!!!!!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:38 PM

3. Great letter

But I feel you were a little too easy on him........lol

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:40 PM

4. Holiday messages always make me weep a little.

*sniff* I need two tissues for this one.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:43 PM

5. Sincerely, Everyone

Oh that was classic.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:46 PM

6. ROFL! That's fugging perfect

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 07:47 PM

7. I like it. It works for me.

He/she left a few things out, but otherwise it's pretty good.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:15 PM

8. Very nice. Love every word.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:17 PM

9. "off brand butt plug"

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:44 PM

13. "oleaginous house ferret". got me good.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:18 PM

18. My favorite as well!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:20 PM

10. That is hilarious.

Damn. What I would give to make Trump sit and listen to it read to him on national TV.

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Response to mnhtnbb (Reply #10)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:51 PM

20. Way too many big words ... orange turdblossom would only understand like 1/4 of what's in it ...

His reply would be to vacuously thunder:

"And what does all that say about Crooked Hillary, who I beat in a Landslide, the biggest electoral victory in US History, believe me ... believe me ... "

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:20 PM

11. if only everyone agreed, we could get something done.

But the GOP and his cult seem to have some control.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:30 PM

12. You sugar coated it.

🤗

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:45 PM

14. Thank You! Well said

That letter is the awesome, absolute truth! What an unrelenting nightmare it has been.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 08:46 PM

15. Beautiful.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:11 PM

16. Sorry

But, when you accuse the person of doing exactly what you are doing in a letter?
Doesn't work.
The letter is as insulting as he is with language that is more inflammatory. Trading insults with insults, how does that help?
Might make a person feel better to write that letter, but it would never change a trump supporters support of Trump.

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Response to mgardener (Reply #16)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 01:44 PM

23. You don't stop a bully with love letters...

It's written in a language he could understand. It won't quiet him, but nothing will.

Pure stress relief.

So over the "When they go low...." line of belief.
Time to fight in the same way that they do.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:15 PM

17. Magnificent. :)

"a rancid paella of all four."

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:43 PM

19. Wow

That pretty much sums it up. Hope to see more from u in the future.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:56 PM

21. "...Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts..."



"...looks like Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat..."

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:58 PM

22. Well stated!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 02:06 PM

24. minngal

I love it and it's the total truth!!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 02:11 PM

25. don't forget

endorsed by the KKK too.

2018 instead of progressing into something better we have this POS to contend with.

Remember he wants to break our will and we cannot let him. He can take that "winner" attitude of his and shove it.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 02:44 PM

26. "off-brand butt plug" new favorite insult

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 03:01 PM

27. Colorful

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 03:35 PM

28. Well said.

No need to add more. He's a con man and a traitor.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 04:08 PM

29. just saw this on facebook

and copied one of my favorite liberals. She loved it too!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 04:12 PM

30. I wish Jake Tapper could read that to him on live tv.....

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 04:31 PM

31. Perfect

You speak for so many, thanks

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 05:32 PM

32. K&R

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jan 2, 2018, 06:56 PM

33. "You, you, YOU the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis"


Winner!

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