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Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:06 PM

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar...

The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.

They all die

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Reply Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... (Original post)
Roland99 Dec 2017 OP
malaise Dec 2017 #1
dchill Dec 2017 #6
malaise Dec 2017 #12
pangaia Dec 2017 #19
marble falls Dec 2017 #22
pangaia Dec 2017 #26
alfredo Dec 2017 #48
marble falls Dec 2017 #49
alfredo Dec 2017 #54
malaise Dec 2017 #46
pangaia Dec 2017 #50
joshdawg Dec 2017 #37
malaise Dec 2017 #45
marble falls Dec 2017 #51
malaise Dec 2017 #59
peequod Dec 2017 #2
TEB Dec 2017 #3
TheCowsCameHome Dec 2017 #4
FailureToCommunicate Dec 2017 #24
not fooled Dec 2017 #25
guillaumeb Dec 2017 #5
Bettie Dec 2017 #7
dchill Dec 2017 #8
The Genealogist Dec 2017 #29
VOX Dec 2017 #9
yonder Dec 2017 #10
pansypoo53219 Dec 2017 #11
rpannier Dec 2017 #30
Fritz Walter Dec 2017 #13
Ilsa Dec 2017 #14
democratisphere Dec 2017 #15
Roland99 Dec 2017 #16
TheBlackAdder Dec 2017 #17
lpbk2713 Dec 2017 #18
marble falls Dec 2017 #20
shenmue Dec 2017 #21
chwaliszewski Dec 2017 #23
Takket Dec 2017 #27
Duppers Dec 2017 #28
AJT Dec 2017 #31
rpannier Dec 2017 #32
NNadir Dec 2017 #34
NNadir Dec 2017 #33
disalitervisum Dec 2017 #57
longship Dec 2017 #35
world wide wally Dec 2017 #36
Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2017 #38
DAngelo136 Dec 2017 #39
The Polack MSgt Dec 2017 #40
Liberalagogo Dec 2017 #41
malthaussen Dec 2017 #42
Ilsa Dec 2017 #58
benld74 Dec 2017 #43
Moostache Dec 2017 #44
RandiFan1290 Dec 2017 #47
appalachiablue Dec 2017 #52
Lifelong Protester Dec 2017 #53
red dog 1 Dec 2017 #55
Roland99 Dec 2017 #56

Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:09 PM

1. malaise then raised her glass

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Response to malaise (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:56 PM

6. But BYOB, right?

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Response to dchill (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:11 PM

12. I almost wrote that I'm raising my glass at home

Blue Nun

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Response to malaise (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:59 PM

19. Blue Nun ????

Isn't that kinda like Boone's Farm?


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Response to pangaia (Reply #19)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:13 PM

22. Not at all. Blue Nun is a Rhine/Hesse wine from a Grosselage or collective, whereas Boones Farm...

the crap that people with Rand in their name would sell to "the little people".

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Response to marble falls (Reply #22)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:33 PM

26. I stand corrected...

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Response to marble falls (Reply #22)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:47 PM

48. A commune in Detroit put Boones Farm to good use.

They named their commune the Boones Farm commune, christened the house with a bottle of Boones farm and a bag of weed.

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Response to alfredo (Reply #48)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:58 PM

49. I'm there for the commune and the weed. Boones Farm? Not so much, did it remove the paint .....

Ohio at one point ordered it off the shelves because of its formaldehyde content. Probably its safest ingredient.

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Response to marble falls (Reply #49)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 06:33 PM

54. Maybe thats why nothing grew where the Boones Farm spilled.

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Response to pangaia (Reply #19)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:44 PM

46. It wouldn't matter to me

Love it Happy Holidays.

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Response to malaise (Reply #46)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 01:05 PM

50. Thanks Malaise, and the same to you...




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Response to malaise (Reply #12)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 09:30 AM

37. Used to drink Blue Nun

back in my drinking days.............over 20 years ago.

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Response to joshdawg (Reply #37)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:42 PM

45. I have long loved me some Blue Nun

I pass on all the highfalutin stuff. I just like what I like. Happy Holidays

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Response to malaise (Reply #45)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 01:07 PM

51. The trick is to dial in on a label you like and stick with it. Its blended from different years ....

and growers to produce a consistent wine from year to year. It a 'safe' but good wine. I love a nice big chilled glass in the summer. Never surprised but always satisfied. Since when does wine drinking always have to be challenging? What's wrong with just enjoying a glass of one's favorite wine????

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you, too!

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Response to marble falls (Reply #51)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 11:05 PM

59. So true

I feel the same way about wine.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:17 PM

2. Boom! Lol, that was good!

Look up "The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York" by Deborah Blum for details on the reality of this scenario.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:18 PM

3. Hope they invite Gop members of congress as well

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:25 PM

4. *sniff* Happy endings always make me misty *sniff*

What a wonderful end to the story.

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:28 PM

25. Hahaha good one



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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:54 PM

5. But their freedom to choose that bar was preserved.

It is all about the freedom.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:58 PM

7. I have a little tear in my eye

becasue that is such a happy ending!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:59 PM

8. Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan...

Sounds like a folk trio from the dark side. I mean, like REALLY dark.

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Response to dchill (Reply #8)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:42 PM

29. Except folk music nobody but a deplorable would want to hear

Finger nails on a chalk board would sound better.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:59 PM

9. I love inspirational stories like this!

Gives one hope!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:05 PM

10. or as I've been refering to them and their ilk collectively:

"the Ayn Rand Paul Ryans of the world" walk into a bar....

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:09 PM

11. you forgot grover norquist.

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Response to pansypoo53219 (Reply #11)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:54 PM

30. True. But the verbal link is missing

Ayn Rand Paul Ryan

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:27 PM

13. Another happy ending to that scenario...

They split their heads open (because there were no safety regulations on the proper height of a metal bar), and then bleed to death (because municipalities could not afford fire/rescue/ambulance services).

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:29 PM

14. It's a Christmas Miracle!


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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:34 PM

15. What a wonderful world it would be.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:41 PM

16. Wish there was a Like feature for posts.

Would like to like replies lots of times.

Good ones here folks!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:47 PM

17. Antifreeze from one of the town's military surplus armored personnel carriers, like the Russians.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 09:49 PM

18. I hope they paid their bar tab first.




It would be just like (R)s to not pay money they owe.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:07 PM

20. After a couple of drinks, they both sit there all night waiting for the other to pay the check.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:10 PM

21. Rofl

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:23 PM

23. Ayn Rand Paul Ryan

The conservative Chimera.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:36 PM

27. +1

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:39 PM

28. Love it!

I've thought about these names and matching characteristics before.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:56 PM

31. And their ghosts sue......the end.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 10:57 PM

32. I love Happy Endings

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Response to rpannier (Reply #32)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 11:27 PM

34. +1014

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 11:26 PM

33. It's probably a better way to die than being bored to death by "Atlas Shrugged." I really...

...don't get it how men who read this comic book trash are elevated to positions of power.

I actually once tried to read it, and almost died laughing, because that senile old bat thought that the second law of thermodynamics didn't apply to the "inventions" of brain dead capitalists.

The only excuse for reading Ayn Rand and taking that tired, mindless automaton seriously is that one is not old enough for his or her acne to have cleared up.

Eddie Munster/Ryan should be disqualified from any form of power for being so puerile as to have bought into this crap.

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Response to NNadir (Reply #33)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 07:40 PM

57. Isn't that the truth

The objectivist philosophy that 99% of us discarded in high school. High school! Not even college level material. I guess that might indicate that these three cretins are part of the 1%.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 01:18 AM

35. Time to all sing together!



A better version.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 01:19 AM

36. If fairy tales just came true

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 09:41 AM

38. Radical libertarians are fine with that. They would sue everyone involved into debtor's prison. . nt

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 10:51 AM

39. But on the good side...

They're free to not go to that bar again. Isn't freedom wonderful?

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 11:19 AM

40. And there was much rejoicing

Yay

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 11:27 AM

41. That reminds me of the joke:

 

If the entire GOP was stranded on a deserted island with no food or water or way off, who would survive?

Answer: Everyone else would.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 11:36 AM

42. Rand Paul: the link between Ayn Rand...

... and Paul Ryan. Coincidence? I think not!

-- Mal

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Response to malthaussen (Reply #42)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 10:48 PM

58. It's a shame the typewriter she used

wasn't made by "Moron" or "Moran" instead of Remington Rand.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 11:55 AM

43. Ba-da-BOOM

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:34 PM

44. Best. Punchline. EVER. (n/t)

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 12:47 PM

47. lol

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Response to RandiFan1290 (Reply #47)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 02:03 PM

52. Threadwinner

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 02:18 PM

53. K & R!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 06:38 PM

55. Ayn Rand doesn't die right away..she lives on Social Security for several years before she dies

K&R

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Response to red dog 1 (Reply #55)

Sun Dec 24, 2017, 06:43 PM

56. Ha!

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