Don't tailgate me when I'm doing 90 in a 55 zone. And while we're at it those

[Floyd R. Turbo]

flashing lights on your roof look stupid!

[dchill]

1. This is not going to end well!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 😬

[Wonder Why]

2. And when I changed lanes to the other side of the road, I noticed you didn't signal your lane change. Violation!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🚨

[AllaN01Bear]

3. while ur at it make oink oink noises as you go by.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😁

[unblock]

4. Goodness! I suggest you call 911 and get the police to take a statement from you!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗

[onecaliberal]

5. Ruh Roh.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😬

[ProfessorGAC]

6. I Think The Red Lights Are Ostentatious, Too

It's so showy!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🤗

[Hotler]

7. I almost went to jail for a 95 in a 55 on a motorcycle back when the National limit was 55. late 70's, early 80's

Colorado State Patrol and he was pissed. So pissed spit was flying when he yelled at me. I had no idea he was behind me for miles. Back then the patrol cars were weak with smug stuff, I guess it was all he could do to catch me. I finally turn around and saw him and pulled over. Did I mention he was pissed. While he was yelling at me his car started knocking and shaking and then the radiator blow and dump all the coolant. Then it dumped the transmission fluid and it all ran down around his feet and then it seized up and stopped. I got a speeding ticket for 95 in a 55 and that was a mandatory court appearance. I went on my way and he a had to wait for a tow. In the end I got reckless driving and a three day suspended sentence. Back then anything over 93mph had mandatory jail of 3-days.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😬

[Angleae]

8. Living up to your name are you?

Turbo.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 🏎️💨