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mokawanis

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We're going to miss him a lot

Like Whitman, he was a treasure.

We should have prevented privatization

of schools and prisons.

We should have prevented corporations from taking over elections and government.

We should have protected the right to vote.

We should have protected reproductive rights.

I interact daily with four people serving life sentences

Not in a prison, but in a psychiatric hospital. They are told when to eat and when to turn out the lights (11 p.m.). They are given one hour a day outdoors, on a fenced-in patio that has razor-wire across the top. They get two twenty-minute phone calls each day and two fifteen-minute phone calls each evening. Family and friends are allowed to visit for up to two hours a day but rarely show up, because they can't afford the trip or because they have cut off all contact. The only way they get time away from the other 21 people living with them is when they go into their small room and shut the door, which does little to block the noise of people talking and doors opening and closing. They have no internet access and their main way of finding out what's happening in the world outside is by reading the local paper that is supplied daily. They live without sex or even the loving touch of another person.

These men are never going to walk into a restaurant, movie theater, grocery store, or any other public place. They live in a micro-environment that is the same, day after day, year after year.

I could go on and on, but my point is that being locked up long-term, even in a psychiatric hospital which is way better than prison, is a pretty hellish existence. They do without most of the things the rest of us rely on to try to maintain some level of comfort and happiness. In my opinion, that is punishment enough. The thought of executing them is, to me, barbaric and inhumane.

12 quick picks

Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Robbie Robertson - Contact from the Underworld of Redboy

The Who - Who's Next

David Bowie - Aladdin Sane

Matthew Good - Avalanche

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

Tommy Bolin - Teaser

Led Zeppelin IV

Bruce Springsteen - Greetings from Asbury Park

U2 - Achtung Baby

Robin Trower - Bridge of Sighs






Ok, one more before I call it a night

Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay

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Bo Obama meets with members of the Furuguayan doglegation.



In 2005 a DU'er responded to the question "how big is massive?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2919925&mesg_id=2919958

Dumb and dumber go to Washington

Hi-jinx, hilarity, and gun play ensue.

What a courageous woman

I don't know how she found the strength to do that.

In remembrance of Noah:


Cheney Plays Poker

This has been posted on DU before but it's so damn funny I wanted to re-post for anyone who hasn't seen it:

The Editors: We'll take three cards.

Dick Cheney: Give me one.

Sounds of cards being placed down, dealt, retrieved, and rearranged in hand. Non-committal noises, puffing of cigars.

TE: Fifty bucks.

DC: I'm in. Show 'em.

TE: Two pair, sevens and fives.

DC: Not good enough.

TE: What do you have?

DC: Better than that, that's for sure. Pay up.

TE: Can you show us your cards?

DC: Sure. One of them's a six.

TE: You need to show all your cards. That's the way the game is played.

Colin Powell: Ladies and gentlemen. We have accumulated overwhelming evidence that Mr. Cheney's poker hand is far, far better than two pair. Note this satellite photo, taken three minutes ago when The Editors went to get more chips. In it we clearly see the back sides of five playing cards, arranged in a poker hand. Defector reports have assured us that Mr. Cheney's hand was already well advanced at this stage. Later, Mr. Cheney drew only one card. Why only one
card? Would a man without a strong hand choose only one card? We are absolutely convinced that Mr. Cheney has at least a full house.

Tim Russert: Wow. Colin Powell really hit a homerun for the Administration right there. A very powerful performance. My dad played a lot of poker in World War 2, and he taught me many things about life. Read my book.

TE: He's extremely good at Power Point. But we would like to see the cards, or else we can't really be sure he has anything to beat two pair. We don't think he would lie to us, but ... well, it is a very rich pot.

Jonah Goldberg: Liberal critics of Mr. Cheney's poker hand contend that "he doesn't have anything". Oh, really, liberal critics? Cheney has already showed them the six of clubs, and yet these liberals persist in saying he has "nothing". Why do liberals consider the six of clubs to be "nothing"? Is it because the six of clubs is black?

Matt Drudge: ****DRUDGE REPORT EXCLUSIVE****
*****MUST CREDIT THE DRUDGE REPORT*****
The Drudge Report has learned that Dick Cheney has a royal flush, hearts. Developing ...

TE: Perhaps if you could just show us a subset of your cards which beat 2 pair? Or tell us exactly what your hand is?

DC: We will show you our cards after we have collected the pot. It is important that things be done in this order, otherwise the foundation of our entire poker game will be destroyed.

TE: We aren't sure ...

DC: Very good. And here are my cards. A straight flush.

Judith Miller: Dick Cheney has revealed a straight flush, confirming his pre-collection claims about beating two pair.

TE: Those cards are of different suits. It's not a flush.

Mark Steyn: When will it end? Now liberal critics complain that Dick Cheney's cards are not all the same suit. Naturally, these are the same liberals who are always whining about a lack of diversity in higher education. It seems like segregation is OK with these liberals, as long as it damages Republicans.

MD: ****DRUDGE REPORT EXCLUSIVE****
*****MUST CREDIT THE DRUDGE REPORT*****
A witness has come forward claiming that The Editors engage in racial profiling in blog-linking. Developing ...

TE: Wait! It's not even a straight! You've got a eight and ten of hearts, a six of clubs, and the seven and five of diamonds. You have a ten high. That's nothing.

Sean Hannity: Well, well, well. In another sign of liberal desperation, liberals now complain that a ten high is "nothing". Does ten equal zero in liberal mathematics? That would explain a lot.

Robert Novak: It's a perfectly valid poker hand. Apparently, liberals have never heard of a "skip straight". It's a kind of straight, just with one card missing. But if you skip around the missing nine, it's a straight.

Alan Colmes: Mother says I mustn't play poker.

TE: There is no such thing as a "skip straight".

Brit Hume: It seems like some people are still playing poker like it's September 10th. Back then, you needed to have all your cards in order to claim a straight. But, as we learned on that day, sometimes you won't have perfect knowledge. Sometimes you have to learn to connect the dots, and see the patterns which are not visible to superficial analysis of the type favored by the CIA and the State
Department. Dick Cheney's skip straight is a winning poker hand for the post-9/11 world.

Rush Limbaugh: Do The Editors have two pairs, or a pair of twos? First they say one thing, then another. What are they hiding?

Andrew Sullivan: Dick Cheney never said he had a straight. He was very careful about this. His cards can form many different hands. None of these hands alone can beat a pair of twos; but, taken together, the combination of all possible hands presents a more compelling case for taking the pot than simply screaming "Pair of twos! Pair of twos!" as unprincipled liberal critics of the Vice President so often do.

MD: ****DRUDGE REPORT EXCLUSIVE****
*****MUST CREDIT THE DRUDGE REPORT*****
Did The Editors claim to have "a pair of Jews"? Are they anti-Semites as well as racists? Developing ...

Zell Miller: As a lifelong liberal Democrat, I believe Dick Cheney, and I hate liberals and Democrats.

William Safire: Why are liberals so obsessed by Dick Cheney's poker hand? The pot has been taken, the deal is done. If liberals are upset that we are no longer playing by the Marquis of Queensbury patty-cake poker rules, they clearly lack the stomach to play poker in the post-September 11th environment. And why do they never complain about Saddam Hussein's poker playing, which was a thousand times worse?

Christopher Hitchens: The Left won't be happy until the pot is divided up equally between Yassar Arafat, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler. Orwell would have seen this.

Ann Coulter: Why do liberals object so strenuously to the idea of conservatives having a "straight"? Perhaps because it doesn't fit in with the radical homosexual/Islamist agenda they hold so dear?

Report of the Bipartisan Commission on Poker Hands: There is no such thing as a "skip straight".

DC: I have access to poker rules that the Commission doesn't, and so I know for a fact that the cards in my hand are all intimately connected.

George W. Bush: Dick Cheney is telling the truth. I'm a nice man who would drink a beer with you.

Vladimir Putin: I dealt Dick Cheney three aces and two kings.

DC: My deal.
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