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The
Supremos - Episode 2
March 14
by The Shifties
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SCENE:
Psychiatrist's office.
Dr. Phlemmi:
It sounds as if you feel you and your colleagues are being
unfairly criticized.
Justice
Supremo: Most definitely. The media, they're the worst.
Dr. Phlemmi:
Why not do something about it?
Justice
Supremo: Hmmmm...
SCENE:
The following day, outside the Supreme Court Building in Washington.
A reporter from the Washington Post approaches Justice Antonin
Supremo.
Reporter:
Mr. Justice, is it true you attend church with accused rogue
FBI agent and traitor Robert Hanssen?
Justice
Supremo: Absolutely not.
Reporter:
I happen to have a photograph of you with Mr. Hanssen on the
church steps.
Justice
Supremo: Doesn't mean I know the guy.
Reporter:
But you're embracing. And he's handing you something. (points
at photo) That appears to be the edge of a $100 bill.
Justice
Supremo: Lemme see that. Oh, him. I thought he was my
wife's hairdresser. (irritably) Okay, I remember. It
was a donation to the ACADL.
Reporter:
The what?
Justice
Supremo: The Arch Conservatives Anti-Defamation League.
Reporter:
I don't believe I've heard of that.
Justice
Supremo: It's new. It's to stop all this Bush bashing.
Reporter:
What do you mean by 'bashing'?
Justice
Supremo: Makin' fun when the guy says somethin' stupid.
You wouldn't do that if he was from the ghet-to. Not everybody
gets the benefits of a good education.
Reporter:
I thought the President went to Yale University.
Justice
Supremo: Yeah, well, his parents shoulda asked for a refund.
SCENE:
A week later, in the psychiatrist's office
Dr. Phlemmi:
You were explaining how you demonstrate leadership within
the Court.
Justice
Supremo: Oh yeah. You have to be subtle. Persuasive. Influence
your colleagues through force of argument.
Dr. Phlemmi:
You mean morally?
Justice
Supremo: Exactly.
Flashback:
In Chambers. Justice Supremo meets privately with Justice
Thomas.
Justice
Supremo: Clarence, yesterday, I got the feeling you
were going to ask a question.
Justice
Thomas: I didn't.
Justice
Supremo: But you wanted to. (sighs) You got a pretty
good gig here.
Justice
Thomas: I know that, Nino.
Justice
Supremo: When a guy's got money in his pocket, nice lookin'
wife, free dry cleanin', why would he wanna fuck it up, just
for the sake of openin' his big yap?
Justice
Thomas: But...
Justice
Supremo smacks him.
Justice
Thomas: Owww!
Justice
Supremo: Sorry. I temporarily lost control of my emotions.
Justice
Thomas: You didn't haveta hit me.
Justice
Supremo: No talkin' in court, hear me? I don't even wanna
see your lip quiver. 'Cuz if I do, I'm smackin' you right
there in open court.
Justice
Thomas: You wouldn't.
Justice
Supremo: Try me, bitch.
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