Hate Mailbag
May 13, 2003

Hey hey! Normally the Hate Mailbag schedule revolves around a bunch of DUers asking where the the hell it is, and isn't it about damn time we published it again. Surprise! We didn't get nagged once, yet here it is. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the latest installment of what presumably passes for "facts and figures" in the minds of conservatives. As usual please note: these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.


Children Of The Damned
From: -------@aol.com
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 11:35 AM
Subject: New to your website

This is my first time visiting the website. I read a bit of the "hatemail" postings. Every time a "conservative" wrote with facts and figures, the only response DU gives is some off-hand, childish insult. It's like a child in a playground responding. A child who doesn't have a comeback that is thoughtful or factful, just pure immature emotion. It's so sad. I'm open to hear the DU Views, but there really aren't any, are there? Besides Hate.
Just a suggestion, why don't you actually respond with plans or ideas on how to build a better government if you are so upset about the one now? Why sit and whine about it and lash out with such hatred?
Do you ever seek truth? Do you ever actually research fully for truths? Do you have better ideas or plans than the current executives? Do tell.
Unless, of course, you are children, then what I'm reading would be understandable.
I won't return to your website. It's not even well written enough for an eleven year old child. A CHILD has better sense. Does that tell you something?
Now, please try not to reply with a CHILDISH insult.
The Truth shall set you free, my friends!!!! Seek Truth!!!
I wish you enlightenment!!!!

DU RESPONDS: Okay, as is becoming the custom, let's take a look at some of those enlightened, adult conservatives and their facts and figures. Ready?


Well, It's Kinda "Adult"
From: James
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Friday, May 09, 2003 4:21 PM
Subject: in yer face democrats

IN YOUR FACE, PHAGGOT DEMOCRATS. WE CONTROL THE SENATE, HOUSE AND WHITEHOUSE, WE RUN THE COUNTRY. BY WE I MEAN THE GOP. THE DNC IS THE PARTY OF THE AIDS PHAGGOT, THE FELON, THE JEW, THE LAZY-ILLITERATE-WELFARE RECIPIENT, THE ABORTION WHORE, ANTI-AMERICANS, AND COMMUNISTS. YOUR SITE IS A JOKE. AIDS IS FUNNY TOO, IT KILLS DEMOCRATS DEAD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSH WILL GET HIS JUDGES IN AND THE ABORTION WHORES WILL PAY.

DU RESPONDS: Uh-oh, this enlightened gentleman's facts and figures are just way too persuasive for my emotional liberal mind. Boy howdy, I sure wish this guy hadn't listened to so much Rush Limbaugh.


It's Kinda "Adult," Part Two
From: Gord --------
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 11:11 AM
Subject: carrier

The last time you mother fuckers were on an aircraft carrier , you fuckers stole everything that wasn;t tied down..so why don't you ass holes get a real job. Give it up, & stop trying to take the country down the toilet
Get a front row seat and watch the hildebeast and rosie o 'stupid get on the end of a dildo . That really is your low life level of current events
Better that we have GEORGE W BUSH running the show than that slut lovin whore monger you ass holes had for 8 years.

yours truly GO FUCK YOURSELF

DU RESPONDS: Please stop! I can't handle any more facts and figures!


Dude, If Your Shoes Were On The Right Feet You Might Not Stumble As Much
From: John --------
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Saturday, May 10, 2003 1:46 PM

Just sort of stumbled on this site. I love seeing the shoe on the other foot for awhile. I think it's about time you quasi communists get your come upins.

DU RESPONDS: Come upins? Come upins? Oh, you mean "comeuppance!" How cute.


Apparently We Can't Handle Respectful Questions
From: "Art ----" <--------@fastmail.ca>
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2003 12:07 PM
Subject: Posting privledges for ---...

OK, schitt-stains...you outed me! I'm a freeper!

Can't handle respectful questions, can you?

This is what you want to do to THIS NATION. NOBODY dare question the
judgement of our LIBERAL KEEPERS.

I asked questions. That's all. Since you locked me out...I guess it
means you have NO ANSWERS.

FOAD.

Postscript: Should you be so unwise as to complain to my mail
host...DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A D.O.S. ATTACK

DU RESPONDS: Indeed I do know what is a D.O.S. attack, Art. Now let me ask you a question: do you know what is a F.B.I.?


Sniffing Out The Truth
From: Allen ------
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2003 6:27 AM
Subject: Question

Where is the blouse that Monica had with the protien stains on it from Sex crazed Bill at now?

DU RESPONDS: To be honest I'm not sure. But my guess is that it's somewhere in the back of Ken Starr's closet next to his dog-eared copies of Juggs magazine.


I Pity The Fool
From: <-------@aol.com>
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Friday, May 09, 2003 3:00 AM
Subject: donation

The old saying is true I think: If you are young and not a Democrat then you don't have a heart. If you are older and not a Republican, you don't have a brain. In my opinion, the democratic party has turned from a compassionate, intelligent, progressive camp to a husk of desperate weakness. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be cruel. I've always voted democratic in the past but there is no leadership to attract me anymore. Even if Bush was wrong, he at least did something. I like that. Fools only have respect when there are other fools around to respect them.

DU RESPONDS: Hey thanks - I guess that DOES explain Bush's popularity!


If You Have To Ask...
From: ?
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 10:16 PM
Subject: What the fuck?

Hey asshole, how come I can't register with a free e-mail account? What the fuck?

DU RESPONDS: Well, the purpose is to prevent rude, ignorant conservatives from posting on the message board. I see it's working.


Hate Mail From A Parallel Dimension
From: <--------@aol.com>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 12:00 PM
Subject: Gore Jr

Thank God that Gore Jr's maasive nationwide vote fraud didn't steal the election

DU RESPONDS: Yes, and congratulations to the Detroit Tigers on last year's impressive World Series victory.


Fly Me To The Moon
From: Matthew -----
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2003 8:34 AM

I found the top ten page very funny and interesting. But number 3 (the pentagon) I do not ageree with. How can the pentagon be dumb when they are able to send people to the moon and accomplish the impossible? You may not agree with them but that doesnt make them dumb.

DU RESPONDS: True, but thinking it was the Pentagon that sent people to the moon makes YOU dumb.


A Loyal Subject Of Sean Hannity Writes
From: "Jerry ------" <--------@mail.lig.bellsouth.net>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2003 11:32 PM
Subject: <no subject>

Sean Hannity rules!

DU RESPONDS: He sure does, Jerry! He's the king of the shit heap.


Note To Hate Mailers: Parroting Neal Boortz Does Not Demonstrate Independent Thinking
From: "Jack --------" <--------------@yahoo.com>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 04, 2003 2:55 PM
Subject: NO SOCIALIZATION OF AMERICA

You guys are a bunch of idiots. Why are you trying to
control people's lives? Why are you liberals
hipocrites?

DU RESPONDS: Sorry to be nit-picky, Jack, but I think you mean "hypocrates!"


A... A... A...
From: tripp
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 4:38 PM

AS*HO*ES

DU RESPONDS: Gesundheit.


FOX News: 1, Books: 0
From: <--------@bellsouth.net>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 5:03 PM

Your site is the prime example of left wing cencorship. I love it how all the dems complain about "conservative" talk radio being the prelude for a futer of a conservative controlled america. It appears to me the simple fact that the so called "domination" of radio and television by conservatives is that they became dominated in a FREE ENTERPRIZE. Oh wait iam sorry I forgot dems. dont know what a system of FREE ENTERPRIZE is. I will tell you the real secret of taking control of both T.V. and radio. You take contol by being correct and obivisouly dems are wrong because instead of a powerful left-wing radio/T.V. we see (as this sight proves) dems hiding behind the saftey of controling a debate. My finale comment is i find it hillaroius that you combat hate mail by criticizing spelling and calling writers derogetory names but of course thats the Socilist Left wing for you

DU RESPONDS: Big fan of TV and radio are you? You should give reading a try sometime.


How To Not Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions
From: Jeff ---
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 2:26 AM
Subject: Please remove my registration

Please remove my registration. The userid is "-------" and the password is ------

At the time I registered I had no idea your organization would demand I respond to others posts before I posted my own remarks. You should make that clear before registration. I simply don't feel like I was treated fairly. Bye Bye.

DU RESPONDS: Oh Boy. Okay, remember when you registered and you had to click that button that said "I Agree" - remember that? Right above that there's a section that says, "POSTING RESTRICTIONS ON NEW MEMBERS. Please be aware that new members are restricted from starting new discussion topics. We require you to first post responses to a few existing discussion threads before you are given the privilege to do so." So if you don't know what you agreed to when you signed up, don't blame us bucko.


Incoming Transmission From Cats
From: ----
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 9:23 AM
Subject: SENATOR KKK BYRD

I THINK TIME IS HERE TO REMIND SENATOR BYRD TO GO AWAY...GARBAGE LIKE HIM AND ALIKE (CLINTON, KENNEDY, DASHEL, WAXMAN, ETC.) ARE ALL EMBARRASSMENT. CHARLES ----.

DU RESPONDS: Whoa, somebody set up us the bomb. And now all our base are belong to him. What you say?